Okay, now I'm not quite sure where you got that I cheat at golf. I did not realize that I chose the easily-offended, overly-sensitive board. I was joking around with you guys, but I'll be more "serious" with you all next time. He got his answer, he won his $100, why can't we joke around now? Last time I checked, golf was a game, meant to be fun to those who participate. I didn't say that everyone should cheat, and I most certainly didn't say that I cheat. Get over it. I am a big fan of the rules. They are there for a reason. I WAS JOKING AROUND WITH YOU ALL because you were getting bent out of shape about something that is a matter of looking it up in a rule book.
What I meant by a "rules"/"real world" distinction, which I apologize if it was not clear to all of you, was that there is a distinction between just playing a round with your friends and playing in a tournament. I apologize for thinking that you all would not fly off the handle and go psycho over one sentence that doesn't mean anything now, especially since he has his answer and $100.
I totally agree, Clay, that if there's a wager on the game, you should play by the rules, and if you don't know the rules, then ask. I will be sure to over-explain the rest of my emails to all of you so as to not offend in the future.