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Funniest thing someone did/said to break the first tee nerves

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Just got back from a guys golf trip to Arizona. The four of us (competitive golfers) hadn't played all together in ten years (we were all practicing hard for the decade in the waiting rematches) On the first tee at a difficult course, wind blowing hard left to right 30mph, nothing but desert scrub on the right, 440yd par 4, I set up to address my ball. One of my friends starts singing in a really high pitched girly British accent "never gonna find someone like youuuuuu" from that Adele song. We didn't stop laughing for about two minutes.

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I'm partial to the loud artificial fart - the kind you make with your mouth against the palms of your hands..

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I top my drive 5 yards, then grin and say "just kidding" to my playing partners as I tee up a mulligan, my confidence broken and my spirit dead inside. Hilarious and gets them laughing every time.

In reality, I often tee off with an iron since I know where it's going, especially on a dogleg. The driver and the first tee do not go together well for me.

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