MexBurtReynolds

Wife working that day, so on diaper change. Can't play in Jxn until they bring "The Dock" back. Sorry, similar friend situation though.

I'm one of those guys who does not want to keep score. Played as much as 6-7 times a week for years and about 2 weeks before my son was born, walked 2 rounds 79 & 78 playing strict rules. Now only play 2/month if weather permitting. Waiting on the little guy to ride with me and go back to at least 1 round per week. To the gent with the Roll Tide ball, I've found it best to play when AL football is on tv, the entire course is dead, and I can get updates from folks on their porches.

Friend of mine got a DUI on a golf cart in Flowood, MS. It can happen.

Always listen to solid country gold while playing. Occasionally in the fall catch a ball game.

I play with a guy who is already pretty good/great, and when he smokes a little weed, he becomes superman. I've never seen anything like it. Gets goofy as hell and can't really speak correctly, but is hell on that golf ball. I have never smoked any on the course, but it does not bother me if someone else elects to.

Play golf & country music, watch football, do not fish, wine, beer, cigarettes, Confederate Flag Bikkini's