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Oregon Golf Ho

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  • Birthday 11/30/1950

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  1. Waterfowl Habitat Management. I own Geese Relief a company that harasses and haze geese. We work mainly in Southern Oregon keeping geese off of golf courses, city parks, farms and ranches. Most of my business is with golf courses so not only do I play lots of golf I get to spend most of my working hours on a golf course. Since my dogs and I are good at what we do there is plenty of free time to hit balls or play a few holes.
  2. Purchased many items from them. The only problem I had was trying to return some gloves that they sent out that were the wrong size. Never the less I still buy from them
  3. Tiger was trapped and she had to rescue him. When he came too all he saw was Erin starting to swing a club at the back window. He screamed ........No not the Scotty, not the Scotty......Crash....glass and metal pieces of a golf club go flying all over the inside of the Caddy. Erin says..... I got you baby your are going to be alright.......Tiger, moans.... Erin why, why did you use the Scotty. My career is over, three hundred shity Nike clubs in the house and you have to pick up the Scotty.....
  4. The TV networks hope it is Tiger and Phil on Sunday with Phil wining in a playoff
  5. For sale Callaway driver. Must sell this great driver as I can not control it and I fear that it is way to long for the golf course I am currently playing. This pro line Callaway driver is like new, it has only been hit a few times on the driving range. I am using my three wood off the tees instead as I need the control and not the distance. Please call or send a text to Lefty 1-800-bad-idea. PS. I will throw in the matching three wood also because I can not control it either. It shows heavy use but you are getting two clubs for the price of one. Please call because I bet I am going to need the money after this weekend.
  6. Which major is more fun to watch on TV, the Masters or the US Open? So far this year it is the US Open because of the risk and reward that Torry Pines is presenting the players. Some guys are playing it safe and other are going for broke. Now that is golf. The way the Masters is set up now it is almost impossiable to come from way back by making a string of birdes with maybe a eagle in the mix. Plus this week you don't have the piped in song bird that is on a continues loop and the sappey music tht CBS plays over and over. What I saw in the last two days is if you can keep it in the short grass you have a chance to post a low number. To me that is what championship golf is all about. So which major is more fun to watch?
  7. You stated.... "I felt bad when I saw the ball heading towards them, but I never figured out why they drove to the bridge only to come back..... The answer is.........What can two lawyers do when things are slow at the office and they need a case to make a few bucks.........
  8. You should of hit your driver and then turned and screamed as loud as you can. "I crushed that mother !!!! Did you see how far that sons a bitch went?? Good God I am a golfing monster!!!". Put another ball down and hit it only to turn and scream in his face. YESSSSSSSSS that ball is crushed!!! holy crap I nutted it!!!!!. Turn hit another ball and go through the screaming all over again only this time try to grab the phone while screaming "Tiger is that you? Can you hear me? Come on down and let me give you a lesson on how to crush a golf ball or are you afraid? Tiger I know that it is you so get your ass down here. Now. Is this guy with the phone a spy for you? Are you trying to get a free lesson out of me? Huh is that it? Come on down Tiger. Tiger are you listening to me? Turn hit another ball and scream in his face all over again. If you did that on every swing he would leave thinking you are crazy or drunk. After he left you could go back to just hitting the ball and working on your game all the while knowing that some rude guy with a phone thinks he just had a run in with the craziest golfer in the world. Now that would be fun
  9. Living in the Northwest I get to play at least 3-4 times a week or more, almost year round. But as I type this it is raning hard so I think I should stay home and work. ......... But who am I kidding I will be out there this afternoon trying to figure out what went wrong in a Monday night Chapman tournament I played in last night.
  10. Yes I do. You have to love the sound that they make when you walk on cement. It is a sound that I remember from my days of football, baseball and golf. Glory days from the past........... Get two or three guys walking across the parking lot with steel on and you will know what I mean.
  11. I prefer going out around 2:00 pm. All the morning men’s and women’s leagues are done and it is getting to hot for most people. I have the course to myself and can get in at least 18-27 holes and play two or three balls before the 5:30 just got off work bunch shows up.. Late afternoon is when the wind comes up and it makes for a great challenge. I like the feeling you get when you think you are the only person on the course. When I do run into another group I say to myself. "What are they doing on my golf course" Love the late afternoon............
  12. 8 dozen Pro V 1 balls with the pro shop credit that I won playing in a tournament last year. I then sold them on e Bay for $308.50
  13. How can you enjoy the golf which is suppose to have so much at stake when there are cars and trucks driving by in the background. My local city course doesn't have that kind of interruptions
  14. I would have to say the fat guys. That way I would look like a god to her and sure as hell would be a lot more fun to be around. I mean come on.......a boaring business guy or someone who plays lots of golf and a life.
  15. Crooked River is one of a kind for the views but the lesser of the three you picked as far as quality of golf. Rivers Edge just seemed to hard for me and I do not like teeing off with a iron on par 4 or 5's. Juniper is great. My club has a sister agreement with them so I play free with only a cart fee. If you are looking for a nice place to play that is fairly open and in good condition I would go out to Prineville and play Meadow Lakes. I play there a lot as it is always empty and they have great rates after 2:00pm. I think the last two years I played unlimitied golf there for around $25.00. I got in 36 holes as I was with justo one other person and the course was almost empty. It was hot in the summer but it was great golf. I think it is the best golf in Central Oregon for the money. Lots of good golf for little money. I think my favorite is Quail run in LaPine. Just like Sunriver but alot less money. Nice people also and a very nice open playable course. Not pretentious at all. Have fun and enjoy one of the best places for golf in the US.
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