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I'd be her perkins waitress!

Atleast at 7 am it is! A man had two of the best tickets for the Masters. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been together since we got married." "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... . . . " No. They're all at the funeral. "

Giving Tiger a free pass for what? Why should he be scrutinized for this?

OMG, reasonable concession prices at a professional sports event!

Much like Yani, I rarely ever visit the bunker!

Are you saying that you can hole out from the sand at will?

Who is Coby Bryant?

Kids are awesome. You are missing out.

Portman is the opposite of Gulbis. Portman = good face, not hot bod Gulibs = hot bod, not hot face

Good and a lucky SOB!

Better bring one for your head too. You know, just in case hers breaks.

If I was single, I wouldn't turn her down. I can always bring a couple of bags...

This! Throw Gulbis's rack on Morgan and it is even better.

Not everyone's feet fit well into traditional oxford looking shoes. Me being a good example. I have a very narrow heel and only the athletic looking shoes fit me right.

I know I am really going out on a limb here, but he will win at least 1 tournament over the course of 2012.

Is there another Tiger Woods that we don't know about?

With the potential to cost Phil money in the future, I don't blame him from stopping someone from libeling him.

Nope.

Fowler and Cobra are a good fit! Didn't want you to wait too long, you may not have that much time left.

I was going to use atrocious as my adjective. However, after seeing yours I would have to upgrade mine to something slightly better than atrocious.

Is says the top 75 that do not qualify for the fed ex cup. Don't the top 125 qualify for the fed ex? Or is it the top 120? So the top 125 still get their card.

Well Bob's your uncle! I am booking a flight across the pond for some full immersion training!

Crikey! I am so daft when it comes to this stuff. Perhaps I should gen up a little bit.

I wasn't. I have been watching a bit of British television lately and am fascinated by British slang. Would "I just took a piss" mean that I just made a joke or took a piss? As to not completely derail the thread I will get back on topic! I don't know if Rory has more talent than Tiger. How do you qualify that?