An 89 year old man went to his doctor for a yearly checkup. Afterwards, the doctor was listing everything that was going wrong with the old man's health.
The old man stopped the doctor and said "Doc, I't can't be all that bad. I have a 23 year old wife at home pregnant with our child."
The doctor told the old man, "Now I've got a story for you. I had another older patient in here the other day. He was an avid hunter in his earlier years. He decided he wanted to try hunting again and woke up early one morning. As he walked out the door, he reached into the closet and, in his confused mind, grabbed and umbrella instead of a gun. At the edge of the woods he sees a rabbit, takes aim with the umbrella and squeezes the handle. Well, he heard a loud bang and the rabbit fell over with a bullet in his head. What do you think happened?"
The old man scratched his head and said "Why surely someone else killed that rabbit."
The doctor patted the old man on the shoulder and said "There you go."