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I have one, a 52. If I was to do it over, I'd buy a Cleveland instead. My 56 cleveland is a much beter club for me than my 52 Feel.

take a lesson

So dont play with him.

what's a tube lock?

I eat a ziplock bag of spaghetti every three holes and wash it down with the water from the ball washer.

fingernail polish?

My Bobby Jones driver by Jesse Ortiz is the best money I've ever spent on a club. I hit almost all of the other big name clubs when I was shopping but the Bobby Jones just seems like it was made for me. It's changed my game and made golf a lot more fun!!

It's absolutely unacceptable behavior. Sergio should be fined/suspended from tour events. It's disgusting and EVERY player after him had to stick his hand in the cup to fish there ball out of the cup where that sissy, classless euro-brat left his loogie. To make it even worse, he barely acknowledges that something wrong was done and that "it's no big deal." Maybe people should take turns spitting into his golf bag or his Adidas shoes to see if that also is "no big deal."

I love my new Bobby Jones driver

5iron. Absotively.

Does it come with a Robocop helmet?

How far do you hit your irons? I'm still trying to figure out distance on my longer irons, my increments between those clubs is still a bit foggy. pw-120 9i-140 8i-150 7i-160 6i-170 5i-3i still dialing these in... yeah, i know i should get some hybrids...

I carry three. PW, SW, 60 LW. I really like the LW but I dont use it often. I'm just not that confident with it yet. The SW will usually suffice. I wish I had more of a pitch and run game but I seem to do better with high and soft.

let's just say you crush a drive and crush a goose's head. what's the proper thing to do with the carcass? kick it aside and tell the marshall?

One time, at golf camp...