I met one once, she said she was a hooker so I told her to weaken her grip a little.
Thanks, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
I used to live in Miami and play in a league. One of the guys in the league was also a member of the club where I worked and played. Sometimes when we would play he would bring his high school aged daughter along to play as well. Her name was Cristie, his name was Michael Kerr. Little did I know.
Another time, my buddy and I got paired up with two, very cute young asian girls. I don't think either one of them ever missed a fairway all day. It was a few days before the Junior Orange Bowl tournament. Turned out one of the girls was Grace Park and she won the Orange Bowl that year.