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Atleast at 7 am it is!

A man had two of the best tickets for the Masters. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him..

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been together since we got married."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

. . . " No. They're all at the funeral. "

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Heard it but with the Super Bowl as the event instead of the Masters.

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There are a zillion variations. It is even "funnier" when the guy skips the funeral for a casual sunday round.

Originally Posted by tristanhilton85

Heard it but with the Super Bowl as the event instead of the Masters.



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