Where can I get personalized obsenity golf balls?

[Ruari]

I am looking for a company that will personalize a golf ball to say "(Insert my golf enemy's name here) sucks (expletive deleted)" I want to "lose" one of these balls and have my golf enemy find it. The standard golf ball customizing places will not put obscenities on balls for customers.

I have though about a hand held golf ball monogramer but I want it to look more official than that.

As always all thoughts and comments are welcome.

[shortgame85]

You might utter the offending words directly to the person you wish to insult, rather than leaving them in the woods on a ball that person may or may not find, thereby allowing him to know just who wishes him ill so that he might respond to your boorish behavour in an appropriate manner.

On the other hand, you might find your time more wisely spent playing golf rather than risk, as a result of poor judgement, having some ball with an offending message placed uncomfortably in an unfortunate cavity located on your person.

[Ruari]

You might utter the offending words directly to the person you wish to insult, rather than leaving them in the woods on a ball that person may or may not find, thereby allowing him to know just who wishes him ill so that he might respond to your boorish behavour in an appropriate manner.

You clearly have no respect for a well crafted practical joke. If you knew my golf enemies you would understand that this is not done out of poor judgment, but rather in tasteful spite.

Please if any one has any ideas for how I can pull this off please help.

[JaY_B]

Titleist do offer this service, but how on earth you can call someone an 'enemy' is beyond me, if you hate them that much man up and sort it out with them, being spiteful is rather sad IMHO.

[Ruari]

Titleist do offer this service, but how on earth you can call someone an 'enemy' is beyond me, if you hate them that much man up and sort it out with them, being spiteful is rather sad IMHO.

I am using the term enemy here loosely. We are actually best of friends, but gamble feverishly on the golf course. I want to spite him and play a joke on him. Immature, most likely. But not sad.

I have tried through the Titelist service and they reject the order.

[JaY_B]

I am using the term enemy here loosely. We are actually best of friends, but gamble feverishly on the golf course. I want to spite him and play a joke on him. Immature, most likely. But not sad.

Being best of friends changes everything, I would suggest using Titleist but use offensive and NOT rude terms. If you decide against this just say shank at the top of your friends swing and bobs your uncle

[Ruari]

Being best of friends changes everything, I would suggest using Titleist but use offensive and NOT rude terms. If you decide against this just say shank at the top of your friends swing and bobs your uncle

LOL. Thanks. I may just get a ball that literally says "Kyle is an (Expletive Deleted)" That way the will print it and it still carries the same, although not as funny, effect.

[mikelz]

You clearly have no respect for a well crafted practical joke. If you knew my golf enemies you would understand that this is not done out of poor judgment, but rather in tasteful spite.

Let the post stand.

Write what you want with a Sharpie and stick it the ball pocket of his bag. If I didn't insult my guys, they would have me removed from the club. I know this is a 'gentleman's game' but being a gentleman does not exclude playing with your friends.