What are your best golfer /caddy lines

[Wisconsin Golfer]

GOLFER: That can't be my ball, it is to old.
CADDY: It has been a long time since we left the tee sir.

[Saks]

MY favorite:

Both my caddy and I simultaneously in the final of the club champs 3 weeks ago:

"Oh beee the club" as my 8 iron approach zeroed in on the pin. It was!

A funny one is:

A hacker turns to his caddy and says "Do you think I can reach the green with my 5 iron from here? Caddy says "Yep, how many times are you going to hit it?"

[Uthinkso]

I've only played with a caddy twice, but both times I used the same joke.

I ask for the 2i and then watch them squirm. I don't own a 2i, so its a fun game watching them doubt themselves and whether or not they left it somewhere on the course.

I have a sick sense of humor.

[extremeld]

bad golfer is hitting a lot of bad golf shots, missing short right and left, caddie gives him a club and he comes up short of the green, he is pissed of and has a go at the caddie

Golfer - "You must be the worst caddie in the world"
Caddie "That would be a hell of a coincidence sir"

[bogeyhitter25]

I pretend to caddy for kids on my high school team.

When they're on the green and looking over the read they'll ask me:

"What are you thinking?" and I'll say,
"I'm thinking putter."