This is the way a Duck says hello.

[A.J.]

(insert farm animal sound here)

Hi all. I'm a very busy Oregon Duck looking to put more time into his game this summer. I've been playing since about age 4 and I've always had a natural, home-taught swing with draw tendancies. Golf comes easy to me (the golf swing, I should say) except that I've never been engaged in perfecting it or my whole game long enough to become consistent. For example, it would be a pretty great feat for me right now to par more than 3 holes in a row or score in the low 80's. I hope to change that as I get set to enter the my professional carreer as a club pro--kidding.

[cold]

your duck sound was a little vague for my tastes, but as you're new I'll let it slide