Describe your home course holes !

Just thought this might be fun or an interesting topic, I'll start with my home course (membership at) Hazelmere golf club. Par 72 at 6800 yards from tips.

Hole 1: 381, pretty short par 4 with a slight dog leg left, wouldn't say birdie hole though, tough green with many ridges.

Hole 2: 535, medium par 5, most will hit less than driver off the tee as there is a water hazard horizontaly crossing the fairway about 250 out, reachable in 2 for big hitters.

Hole 3: 367, the first of back to back so called birdie holes. Straight and short.

Hole 4: 318, Very short par 4  that is reachable for big hitters when the tees are up playing at 304.  But many bunkers line the areas all around the green,

Hole 5: 519, shortest par 5, a mirror image of numer 2 coming back opposite it, same deal hazard up the middle.

Hole 6: 147, really easy par 3, large green with almost no trouble areas.

Hole 7: 212, brutal design with back to back par 3s, gets backed up quick on weekends.  The hole is easy aswell though, large green with only a few bunkers.

Hole 8: 351, Short but tough, tees are way back in a little narrow chute anything but near dead straight is trouble and with an upphill fairway with water at the bottom and bunkers all around the green.

Hole 9: 428, Standard straight par 4.

Hole 10: 432, Hard par 4, two sets of horizontal water hazards break it into 3 fairways with a small green and a large pond on the right and bunkers left and long.

Hole 11: 413, Easy par 4, nothing special, it's the hole in my profile picture.

Hole 12: 477, Another short par 5 with nothing too difficult aside from one pot bunker about 100 yards out from the green.

Hole 13: 220, Easy long par 3, Straight and anything short rolls up on within 25 yards it seems, but long is no good.

Hole 14: 367, Par 4 enough said.

Hole 15: 396, Same as above, no danger areas unless your a hacker that can't lift the ball in the air.

Hole 16: 550, Longest par 5.  Medium difficulty, OB on both sides, but wide fairway.

Hole 17: 167, Kinda like 17 at Sawgrass, tee shot over a pond except it's not an island green and Tiger Woods doesn't play here.

Hole 18: 365, Severe dog leg right, hit to the corner then on is the safe move, but many hit bigstick and cut the corner over the trees.

I'm not really sure the point of this is, no offense ha.

Are we suppose to just visualize what holes people play? Not sure why anyone would care about this information.

Now saying whether you wear pants or shorts.. that's something to discuss.

No offense would be to simply not post a response.

It's a valid post. Unless someone just wants to waste time and pretend other people will care about written out descriptions of 18 holes.. I don't see a reason for this.

What are we suppose to do with this information? Oh hole 3 is a short par 4? Alright, good to know.

Yeah your right, sorry for wasting people's time.