Nicknames for golf shots and scenarios

[flopdarock]

beergoggles= pretty shot to an ugly lie
butterface= great lie but bad shot
donkeypunch= try to punch one out of the woods only to hit a tree taking you deeper into the woods
angry dragon= lipping out of a short putt
dirty sanchez= mud on the ball or ball in the mud
arabian goggles= under the lip in a bunker
teabag= one putt taunt against whoever youre playing with
dropping the kids off at the pool= water hazard
blacks(its a nude beach in san diego)= bunker
cheetah's(its a strip club in vegas/diego)= great shots back to back but just cant get it in the hole for par/under
needs viagra= wormburner... cant get it up


as you can tell my friends are pervs and we dont say these things in mixed company... its all in fun

[lumpuckeroo]

Elephant's ass = high and stinky, the drive that looks like a 9 iron!

[goblue107501]

There was a catcher for the Cardinals (and Cubs?) in the early 90's named Hector Villanueva. In my circle of friends who follow baseball, we call a snap hook drive a 'Hooktor Villanueva'.

[leo3]

A Nancy, after my sister inlaw - Fat and Short

[flopdarock]

shocker(2 in the pink 1 in the stink)= great tee shot... great 2nd shot... terrible 3rd shot

[uttexas]

shocker(2 in the pink 1 in the stink)= great tee shot... great 2nd shot... terrible 3rd shot

I will be borrowing this term on the course (in selected company) Thank you for your contribution.

[Righty to Lefty]

Yasir Arafat= Ugly lie in the sand
OJ Simpson= Can't believe I got away with that shot

[U345387]

Ted Kennedy - losing one in the water
Kate Winslet - not bad but a little fat

[jorruss]

A few more:

Saddam Hussein - From bunker to bunker
Oral Roberts - A heeler (Healer)
Linda Ronstadt - Blew by you (Blue Bayou)

[flopdarock]

$2 hooker= severe hook that screws you in the woods
hershey squirter= 120% full swing driver whiiiiifffff
palmela handerson= an extremely embellished after round sweetest shot story intended to jerk around the listener