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beergoggles= pretty shot to an ugly lie
butterface= great lie but bad shot
donkeypunch= try to punch one out of the woods only to hit a tree taking you deeper into the woods
angry dragon= lipping out of a short putt
dirty sanchez= mud on the ball or ball in the mud
arabian goggles= under the lip in a bunker
teabag= one putt taunt against whoever youre playing with
dropping the kids off at the pool= water hazard
blacks(its a nude beach in san diego)= bunker
cheetah's(its a strip club in vegas/diego)= great shots back to back but just cant get it in the hole for par/under
needs viagra= wormburner... cant get it up


as you can tell my friends are pervs and we dont say these things in mixed company... its all in fun
RUSS's avg drive - 230yrds and climbing

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Elephant's ass = high and stinky, the drive that looks like a 9 iron!

Craig 

Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?


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There was a catcher for the Cardinals (and Cubs?) in the early 90's named Hector Villanueva. In my circle of friends who follow baseball, we call a snap hook drive a 'Hooktor Villanueva'.

I will judge my rounds much more by the quality of my best shots than the acceptability of my worse ones.


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A Nancy, after my sister inlaw - Fat and Short

:tmade: 09 Burner
:cobra: Speed LD F 3 wood
:cobra: Baffler 20 degree hybrid
:cobra: Baffler TWS 23 hy
:ping: G15 5-UW
:snake_eyes: 56 deg SW 
:snake_eyes: 60 - 12 wedge  
:scotty_cameron: Studio Select Newport 2


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shocker(2 in the pink 1 in the stink)= great tee shot... great 2nd shot... terrible 3rd shot
RUSS's avg drive - 230yrds and climbing

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shocker(2 in the pink 1 in the stink)= great tee shot... great 2nd shot... terrible 3rd shot

I will be borrowing this term on the course (in selected company) Thank you for your contribution.

HiBore XLS Tour 9.5*
Adams Fast10 15* 3W
A2OS 3H-7iron 60* LW
8iron Precept Tour Premium cb
9iron and 45* PW 50* GW 56* SW m565 and 455 VfoilPutter Anser Belly Putter Ball in order of preference TPblack e5 V2  AD333


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A few more:

Saddam Hussein - From bunker to bunker
Oral Roberts - A heeler (Healer)
Linda Ronstadt - Blew by you (Blue Bayou)

In my Srixon staff bag:

Driver: Titleist 909D2 8.5 - Grafalloy Epic X
Fairway: Adams RPM LP 13 degree - Grafalloy Epic X
Hybrids: Adams Idea Pro 18 degree - DGSL X100Irons: MacGregor 1025M 3-PW - DG X100SW: Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 54 - DG X100LW: Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 58 - DG X100Putter...


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$2 hooker= severe hook that screws you in the woods
hershey squirter= 120% full swing driver whiiiiifffff
palmela handerson= an extremely embellished after round sweetest shot story intended to jerk around the listener
RUSS's avg drive - 230yrds and climbing

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