There are some general rules to live by on the golf course.
OK, here goes... C-Tech's Golf Rules:
1. If you look, walk and swing like Dorf, you should NOT be playing from the back tees. Either move up or go home, you look like an idiot.
2. If you hit your drive 180, do not wait for the green to clear except on par 3's, waiting makes you look like an idiot.
3. Do NOT line up your 4th putt, pick it up and go to the next tee, studying it makes you look like an idiot.
4. If you think you hit it OB, play a provisional. Coming back to the tee makes you look like an idiot.
5. If you hit the ball into my fairway while I am on the tee, stay out until I have teed off. If you stand in my fairway while I wait on the tee, you look like an idiot.
6. If you hit your drive in the water, do NOT hunt balls with a retriever, it slows play and makes you look like an idiot.
7. Do NOT drive your cart up onto the apron of the green, it makes you look like an idiot and I may shoot you.
8. If you started playing 2 months ago, do not bring your girlfriend and brother to the busiest course in the area to teach them the game on a Saturday morning. It makes you look like (you guessed it) an idiot. Good advice... don't come to the course, get a lesson for everyone and go to the range or an executive course so you can avoid looking like an idiot in the future.