I'm in love with Lorena Ochoa

[Big_M]

I'm sorry, but follow this link... the picture does NOT scream cutie-pie. In fact, not even close! She has an oddly shaped head, but to each his own I guess

http://www.lpga.com/player_results.aspx?id=519

Now here's a good looking girl...

http://www.lpga.com/player_results.aspx?id=3438

or here...

http://www.lpga.com/player_results.aspx?id=5423

or...

http://www.lpga.com/player_results.aspx?id=3453

[Wisco-Kid]

I'm sorry, but follow this link... the picture does NOT scream cutie-pie. In fact, not even close! She has an oddly shaped head, but to each his own I guess

Well said, and thank you!

[nykfan4life]

forget about it, she's mine

*both wrong*(she's mine)

[golf_junkie27]

Ben,

Once your ankle heals, you guys can play 18 and then go for a long motorcycle ride through Malibu. You're not afraid of motorcycles, are you?

[Lefty39]

Anna Rawson is by far the best looking female golfer

[ganjagolfer]

it does make yah wonder, with lorena's dominance, if she is the second coming of Quetzalcoatl, as foretold in ancient Mayan prophesies as returning to help guide humanity through the transition of worlds

[rstyle]

She has a kind of cute thin athletic body but she needs a makeover
The wavy, wet, greasy looking hair and the thin lips do not do it for me.
At least do something with the hair!!

[Ben]

Well, I still haven't heard anything from the Ochoa camp. She does have the week off, so maybe she'll be checking her emails and hopefully be getting back to me.

[g-funk13]

What did you say in your email? Did I miss that? Or is it PRIVATE

[Ben]

She has a kind of cute thin athletic body but she needs a makeover

Absolutely, she has a killer little body. And yes, a new due wouldn't hurt either...

Well, I still haven't heard anything from the Ochoa camp. She does have the week off, so maybe she'll be checking her emails and hopefully be getting back to me. golfjunkie If I owned a motorcycle I'd die for sure. I like speed and testing the limits in my car far too much. On a bike, forget about it. I've got a nice old Porsche to take her for a nice ride through Malibu in though... G funk , in the email I just mentioned how I intended on meeting her and asking her out for dinner at the Kraft Nabisco and threw in my ankle story for sympathy. That I was interested in meeting her and to have her email me at her convenience, using my @pga.com email address to score a few extra points.

[VALSALVA]

It's true.

Am I the only one that thinks this is a bit creepy? This is fantasy fullfillment and nothing more. You start by titling the thread, "I'm in love with Lorena Ochoa (sounds a lot like "I Gotta Crush on Obama")...it's true." I mean come on! The plan was a corner her at the tournament to ask her out? Give me a break (pun intended). Then you googled her name and checked MySpace. Seriously, that's weird. I'm sorry...it just is. Take points from my rep or whatever...it's still weird in my book.

[g-funk13]

Unbeknownst to me, you took this whole Ochoa thing to the next level. That is AWESOME!! Nice move with the @pga.com. . . did you say anything in Spanish? If you tried and failed it could be, uh, adorable. They say falling in love is the best way to become bilingual. . .

Yo quiero Lorena!!

[g-funk13]

Am I the only one that thinks this is a bit creepy? This is fantasy fullfillment and nothing more. You start by titling the thread, "I'm in love with Lorena Ochoa (sounds a lot like "I Gotta Crush on Obama")...it's true." I mean come on! The plan was a corner her at the tournament to ask her out? Give me a break (pun intended). Then you googled her name and checked MySpace. Seriously, that's weird. I'm sorry...it just is. Take points from my rep or whatever...it's still weird in my book.

Hold up, there Valsalva. . . take it from the great existentialist: "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Nietzsche.

[VALSALVA]

Hold up, there Valsalva. . . take it from the great existentialist:

Perhaps I'm missing something here which would explain all the enabling going on in this thread???

Nietzshe also said, "God is dead."

[Ben]

Spanish of course, one problem, I know absolutely no Spanish. Kinda of odd for someone born and rasied in Southern California.

No need to hate on me Valsalva. I think she's cute, she's single, I had the opportunity to try and meet her, which fell through because of my injury. So, I pursued any avenue I could find. There is nothing wierd about it.

[VALSALVA]

Spanish of course, one problem, I know absolutely no Spanish. Kinda of odd for someone born and rasied in Southern California.

I guess we'll just agree to disagree on this one (god, I hate using that phrase). Your initial post was creepy regardless of how innocent your intentions may be.

[Pat007]

her face looks like a koopa-troopa from the old Mario games...

I also don't care for the double recoil at the end of her swing.

She just doesn't do it for me!

[twotacosfor99cents]

Spanish of course, one problem, I know absolutely no Spanish. Kinda of odd for someone born and rasied in Southern California.

That's because you're from Porter Ranch. That place is as white as it gets, complete with cowboy hats and jangling spurs. Maybe there's some other races about, but every time i go to the valley in that area, around Chatsworth, etc, that's what I actually observe. :)