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AHAHA that's great! Soo true as well. I'm sure in real life though he would'nt expect you to know all the golf termonology and advanced tricks in golf
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LOL!!!!

Nice find...I laughed so hard.
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Haha! Good stuff! I still wouldnt mind having him as a caddy.
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Haha! Good stuff! I still wouldnt mind having him as a caddy.

Me either. I'm sure he's forgotten more about golf than I knew to begin with.

This was pretty funny. Thanks.

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HEY...I resemble those remarks!

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LMAO! Great read, laughed out loud a couple of times.

Tiger: "OK. This hole is a 220-yard par 3, slightly uphill into a light breeze. I'd probably hit a 6-iron." You: "Umm … how about if I lay up with my driver?"

Tiger: "My knee is starting to hurt." You: "Is my bag too heavy?" Tiger: "Well, that and all of this walking in the woods over rocks and branches and stuff." You: "Touché."

Tiger: "Ooooh. Tough lie in the bunker. OK, what you're going to do here is really dig in with your feet. Now choke down on the grip and open the club face. You really have to muscle this one out, OK? Position the ball a half inch inside your left sole and…" You: [Meanwhile, you pick up ball and throw it into the fairway.]

And the winner,

You: "Yes! I finally hit a fairway!" Tiger: "True. But on the wrong hole." You [in a mocking voice]: "Oooh: 'I'm Tiger Woods. I have higher standards because I'm a fancy-pants professional and I've won 14 majors!' Jerk."

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Yeah, I'm not really sure which of the jokes I like the best. They were all really funny...some applied to me more than others, but regardless, really funny. They are all kind of true and show the huge differences between Tiger and us "normal" golfers.

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The question is, does the winner get to pick the course?

I'd love to bring Tiger to some par 3 municipal course that is like 1500 yards long and full of 12 year olds.

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