I love my putting stroke...

[pjsnyc]

...because I know the ball will go into the hole
Regardless of the type of grass or the undulations that affect the roll
Make no mistake, betting against my putting prowess will take its toll.

I love my putting stroke because it has never abandoned me
It may take one or five shots to get on the green
But once I'm on, its already in and I'm off to the next tee.

I love my putting stroke because it is golf's ultimate equilizer
Hearing those idiots on the tee yell 'Get in the hole!'...I think to myself 'GRRR'
Calmly, I respond 'Sure that was nice, but I bet every putt I hit will be pure'

I love my putting stroke because its mine and not yours
Its so good, I don't need the Scotties or the Odysseys we all see on tour
Just tie me a flat rock to the end of a two x four

I love my putting stroke because it gives most who try my technique fits
Not me, No sir - I'll show you exactly what a pendulum is
Tick-Tock like a grandfather clock - just try and you might get it...ye know - IN!

I love my putting stroke because of the disbelief my opponent has
It doesn't matter if its 10 inches or 30 feet left in order to halve
If the cup were filled with water, the ball would take a bath

I love my putting stroke because its the only ace I've got
I'll admit my main problems come with the approach game, a serious loss of shots
But there's nothing better than sipping a beer and then rolling a rock

I love my putting stroke so much
Sometimes I wonder to myself at how others have such touch
Or maybe its just luck?

[FlopShotArtist]

*golf clap*

Pretty good. Some lines don't go too well though.

[pjsnyc]

Glad you 'sorta' liked it...I was secretly hoping others would jump in w/out me asking