Who's been hit?

[jldavis73]

I've was hit in the hip by a one-hopper. It hurt, but the best part of the story is the guy who struck the ball couldn't understand why I threw his ball back down the fairway.

The funniest thing I've ever seen on the golf course: my brother and I went out to play 18 at the crappiest course in town (hey, it was cheap and we were broke!). Happened to be the day of their "Club Championship", which in itself is hilarious. One particular green sits way to close to the landing area of the fairway on a par 5. We pull up to hit our second shots, and the group on the green is putting out. Some guy playing the par 5 is readying to hit a 3 wood off the deck ALMOST directly behind a cart with an older gentleman in it. I said "this could be special", guy flushes his 3 wood, the ball smashes through the windshield on the other man's cart striking him in the chest and rolls onto the adjacent green to 3 feet. Luckily, the older guy that got nailed was OK. I still laugh about seeing that...

[billysandy]

Once on the fly off someones drive, hit on the shin, tiny bruise. Once after one bounce of a drive that pitched onto a green i was putting on. Didn't hurt as the drive landed like a wedge shot and virtually tapped my thigh lol