Let's handicap the ball!

[shortys408]

im only 5"4 and I can drive the ball 250 on avg. Last time i played I hit 3 of my drives over 270.

[Dr. Strangeclub]

Howell III weighs about 150 pounds and drives the ball 300 yards.......Bubba ain't that heavy either.....

Wait! I have revised the requirements! We're going with wingspan! I freely admit that weight isn't any good, but I think wingspan is entirely workable! Wingspan doesn't change day to day, either. Howell is 5'11" and lanky. He's not "golf small", and Watson is 6'3". I'm sure they both have pretty decent wingspans. I think Howell should get a one ball class advantage or Els, at least. Howell hit's the ball like you're supposed to hit it! He should be rewarded with a few extra yards over giant dinkers like Els. As for various tees -- I've been playing for 56+ years. I was a pretty decent player when I was 23, I really was. I have some idea about using the different tees, I really do.

[Par Fore]

My wifes also not going to allow you to measure her.....uh.....wingspan

No go there as well.......there are some 5 foot 6 powerhouses out on tour.......now Stewart Cink is gonna be screwed.....

Also, a good buddy of mine is well over 6 feet, like almost 6 foot 6, and I only play about a half club shorter than him.....I don't wanna hear him beyotch all day about how I have better balls, LOL

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[Dr. Strangeclub]

My wifes also not going to allow you to measure her.....uh.....wingspan

We'll measure from the back, okay?

No go there as well.......there are some 5 foot 6 powerhouses out on tour.......now Stewart Cink is gonna be screwed.....

You're making my point! Cink's another dinker, like Els! Make him stand up there and swing like a man if he wants to get it out there! Let those brave

Also, a good buddy of mine is well over 6 feet, like almost 6 foot 6, and I only play about a half club shorter than him.....I don't wanna hear him beyotch all day about how I have better balls, LOL Next

You will have the redeeming pleasure of hitting a club less.