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So I was in the clubhouse getting my mail and saw some people leave upset. Turns out they had a 1 pm tee time and thought it was ok to drink 4 beers in the bar till 2pm. They were upset that there tee time wasn't held for them. Welcome to public golf!!

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Funny...the best laugh I had this week was from this email

You can't make this stuff up!!!


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Our society is doomed..............

IDIOT SIGHTING

I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please"


She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size. "When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....

IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,MS


IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not..' Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.


Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
-- >From Kansas City



IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham, Alabama


IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS


IDIOT SIGHTING
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,'our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff’s office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING
85% of all statistics are made up and the other 50% are estimates said a Republican when asked what his source was for information criticizing Obama.


STAY ALERT!

They walk among us......and they VOTE.

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So I was in the clubhouse getting my mail and saw some people leave upset. Turns out they had a 1 pm tee time and thought it was ok to drink 4 beers in the bar till 2pm. They were upset that there tee time wasn't held for them. Welcome to public golf!!

We had a guy last week that wanted to play for free...Said he had never paid to play golf. He decided not to play at all.

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We had a guy last week that wanted to play for free...Said he had never paid to play golf. He decided not to play at all.

At least he kept his streak alive.

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Mefree post just made my day...

thanks for the laugh and the absolute stupidity of people... (not that surprised)

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