skiballs

Was sex overrated before you had it?

Yo Shorty, Look mate, some folks get treated better cuz they are fun to be around and well damn it, people like me. So the way I see it, you have the sense of entitlement. You feel you can be grumpy and boorish, yet get treated like a guy guy like me.

What a bunch of corporate tripe. Let's grow the game so we can make more money. Like so many pastimes, the rush to profit from peoples leisure activities, is both crass and fascinating. Who would ever have imagined televised fishing tournaments? Just like the blues is to rockin' roll, golf may spawn a wide variety of leisure time genres.

The computer always asks me if it's a tournament round when I post. I don't know if there is any difference.

fify................................

^ pardon me while I back away and retrieve my 10' pole.

Other than the fact that it's crap beer, and you have to drink exactly 42 of them, to get drunk. I see nothing wrong here.

The kabuki/princess leia look is weird. Throw in the ice cream cone and you have the makings of an asian fellini movie.

Solid troll and spam for the hit count. @discoglasses

So, today I stopped by a golf course to hit some putts. There is one other guy guy on the putting green. All of sudden the guy has some kind of sneezing fit. He then continues to loudly suck snot between every putt. This continues for about five minutes. Of course, being the mentally disciplined golfer that I am, I ignored snot dude. However, I decided he needed a doze of his own lack of self awareness. I decided the only appropriate action, would be to move up wind of him and, light up a smoke and fart. I wonder if snot dude will be posting here soon.

Don't get all chaffed.

Never trust a fart and never waste wood-"some old dude".

If you could have Hogan's career and legacy, would you smoke?

Kaymer's four-ball partner

They smell bad. Contain dangerous gases. Woulf you play golf with a farter?