Sliceomatic

Prozac might do the trick.

It's pretty self explanatory... For instance, an Athiest that believes in superstistion. Science can't prove that you need to throw salt over your shoulder if you spill it. :) The last part of my comment was in jest, I'm sure you get the idea

Nothing is free of hypocrisy. Even Atheism.

I drink two kinds of beer, free and cold.

An eagle is an eagle.. Good job!

I can agree to that, I left the game until my sons started playing.

All of this pace of play stuff is really making it hard for regular golfers to play the game, I have two young boys that show a interest in the game, but I am really anxious about takig them to the course. We play every wednesday afternoon when my home course is the least crowded, but I find myself rushing them or making them play off my ball and things of that nature. I have read several places that more and more people are leaving the game of golf. I am sure this is one of the reasons why.

Is this still avaliable?

Not yet... LOL Hopefully I'm a few years away from that.

The end, The Doors

2011 Chevy Camaro.. It's my midlife crisis car.. There's even a bottle of Rogaine in the glove box

I live in the Houston area also. Where do you play?

Exactly, My son is 12, he hits the ball straight, but not that far, we play ready golf, half the time he's running to his ball. We let people play through, but people are people and some of them are rude.

I have been reading a lot about pace of play, one thing I noticed is everyone is in a rush. My sonand I play quite a bit, he normally shoots a 120. With everyone being in such a rush how is it possible for new players to learn the game?