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g-funk13 Dedicated Member

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I guess we'll just agree to disagree on this one (god, I hate using that phrase). Your initial post was creepy regardless of how innocent your intentions may be.

Perhaps you want her all for yourself??? Just kidding. Nietzshe was right by the way. . .


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her face looks like a koopa-troopa from the old Mario games...

That double pump has to be one of the most annoying things I have ever seen... don't know why, but it drives me crazy (not in a good way).

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Perhaps you want her all for yourself??? Just kidding.

I feel sorry for the kid in your avatar...I'm assuming it's yours.

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Ben Great Member

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That's because you're from Porter Ranch. That place is as white as it gets, complete with cowboy hats and jangling spurs. Maybe there's some other races about, but every time i go to the valley in that area, around Chatsworth, etc, that's what I actually observe. :)

Chatsworth is pretty "ranchy". But the area, the San Fernando Valley, is quite diverse. I group up with as many Asian and Latin friends through childhood as Caucasians. My high school (Chatsworth High coincidentally) was quite diverse as well. But alas, I chose French over Spanish. Don't know what I was thinking there?! The limited Spanish I know is the typical profanity. Maybe I should start studying it.

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That double pump has to be one of the most annoying things I have ever seen... don't know why, but it drives me crazy (not in a good way).

If and when I actually hit a great drive, I may double pump my follow thru. . .just cause it felt good!!! But she is the longest driver on tour isn't she? I guess she has the right to "bulge" a little bit. Personally, I think she's doin' her caddie. They work out, they're getting hot and sweaty in the gym together. . .going upstairs for a nice shower. Sorry guys, I think she me claim to be single. . .but she's sharing more than yardage charts and windage with her bagman.

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Let me know when she develops some womanly features.

Yeah, she looks kinda tomboyish to me. There are much better looking women on the tour.

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Well done Ben - hope you get a reply!

She is just awesome, the parents wouldn't be to disappointed if I was to bring her home

Though dating a serious golfer is quite tough as i've found out before!

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Ben Great Member

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What was tough about it hawkeye? She bruise your golf ego?

Anyhow. Everyone needs to see the cutest picture of Lorena ever. Page 29 of the July 2008 Golf Magazine. She. Is. Cute!

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I feel sorry for the kid in your avatar...I'm assuming it's yours.

No need for that at all mate

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i guess no luck Ben?

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Should I call the Police now? "STALKER"

The problem with people relatively new to the site is that they don't know the old-timers (like Ben) very well at all...

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Ben Great Member

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i guess no luck Ben?

Nope, no luck. Yet.

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I'm sorry, but follow this link... the picture does NOT scream cutie-pie. In fact, not even close! She has an oddly shaped head, but to each his own I guess

Well said my man. Damn, are Paula and Erica amazing, or what?


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It's true.

damn Ben...good luck homie. that's just about the same way i feel when i think of Natalie Gulbis... she's pretty damn fine..and can play too!

I did contact her agent to schedule a radio drop session last week...so we'll see where that leads to. try getting in touch with her agent. they tend to do a better job than those contact web sites. I email agents all the time... come to think of it...right before i emailed natlie's, i tried mark steinberg... and you guys HAVE to know who mark is
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Ben Great Member

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Hmmm... her agent. Good idea!

I just think I'll wait till she comes back around my way and try to get her attention the old fashioned way. One on one, face to face.

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My life is over. There is no bother living another day. Lorena, my baby doll, engaged to another. Say it isn't so. NOOOOOOO.

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oh ben. it will be ok

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