New Book of Golf

[sonicblue]

It made me laugh.....

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Chapter 1: How To Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2: How To Hit A Nike From The Rough When You Hit A Titleist From The Tee
Chapter 3: How To Avoid The Water When You Lie 8 In A Bunker
Chapter 4: How To Get More Distance Off The Shank
Chapter 5: When To Give The Ranger The Finger
Chapter 6: Using Your Shadow On The Greens To Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7: When To Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8: Proper Excuses For Drinking Beer Before 9Am
Chapter 9: How To Rationalize A 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10: How To Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go In The Water
Chapter 11: Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied The 5th
Chapter 12: How To Let A Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13: How To Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off The Tee
Chapter 14: When To Suggest Major Swing Corrections To Your Opponent
Chapter 15: God And The Meaning Of The Birdie-To-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16: When To Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17: Can You Purchase A Better Golf Game
Chapter 18: Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 A Beer From The Cart Girl And Give Her A $3 Tip, But Will Balk At $3.50 At The 19Th Hole And Stiff The Bartender

[Wisco-Kid]

Some of those actually made me LOL. Thanks!

[larlev]

Chapter 18 is very true......