Biggest Divot Ever?

[Topper]

Has anyone out there ever chunked one so bad you thought that you might be able to see clear through to China where the Divot hole is?

My first golf outing ever (less than a year ago) was a business event sponsored by my company. There were about 24 of us. I had never even held a club and was invited specifically for that reason....and the fact I had business scheduled near Boston anyway. One of our clients had never golfed either so we were teamed up. Anyway, I hit fat most of the day but on this one approach shot I took a chunk of earth that was literally the size of a brick....and that is absolutely NOT an exaggeration. It sailed at least 20 or 30 feet. I remarked how impressed I was with my rental clubs that such a huge chunk of dirt could be sent such a distance. During dinner at the clubhouse, everyone had a good time trying to figure out what is the next type of divot after beaver pelt and we settled on "bear rug." [You had to be there. It sounded better after several beers.]

A week later, I got a phone call from one of my co-workers in another office. He relayed a story he heard that my divots caused a solar eclipse as they went down the fairway.