Golf Sayings

[TCCcaddie]

We've all heard little funny sayings about different shots and i found a small list of some and i wanna hear you guys add to the list. There were some dirty ones that i left off so lets try and keep clean too so no one gets banned.

A JFK Jr. - Didn't get it over the water
A Princess Grace - Should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - Shouldn't have taken the driver
A Lou Gherig - A Dead Yank
A Yasser Araft - Fat and in the Sand
An Adolf Hitler - Two Shots in the Bunker
A Saddam Huessain - Out of the bunker and into another
An O.J. - Get away with one(or two)
A Rodney King - Over clubbed it
A Kate Winslett - A little fat but otherwise perfect
A Rock Hudson - It Looked straight but it wasn't
A Lee Harvey Oswald - 3 good shots in a row that you don't know where they came from
A Teddy Kennedy - Drove it into the water
A James Joyce - An impossible read
A Payne Stewart - Was looking good then crashed and burned

I did not make these up, if you find any of these offensive then please personal message me and i will edit the post and apologize.

[lamebums]

I've heard of Rodney King (although not in the same context - it was instead a man trying to murder the ball as hard as possible rather than overclubbing), Adolf, and Payne Stewart. Being from Kentucky, I'm obligated to make fun of liberal Massachusetts senators at every turn, so I've told people they were like Teddy Kennedy before.