Who would win in a fight between...

[six_overpar]

I am borrowing this from the Saturdaynight Live skit about Mike Ditka and Da Bears. When I was in Iraq me and my buddies would pass the tme kind of renacting the skit with things like Donald Rummsfeld Vs. a hurricane.

Hurricane forty tree, Donnie 2,994,874.

You get the point.
What about golf? Who would win the following fight, match, whatever.

For instance:
Vijay Vs. Phil
Arnold Palmer and Arnies Army Vs. the Roman Emipre
Bobby Jones Vs. The Red Army of 1942 Soviet Union

[muskegman]

I am borrowing this from the Saturdaynight Live skit about Mike Ditka and Da Bears. When I was in Iraq me and my buddies would pass the tme kind of renacting the skit with things like Donald Rummsfeld Vs. a hurricane.

Vijay would take Phil... he's got longer arms and is in better shape. The "Thrilla in Fiji?"

Arnold and Arnies Army cause the Roman Army would be like, "What the...?!" Could Bobby Jones bring his putter to the fight?

[iacas]

I suppose it depends on what age Bobby Jones is. In his 20s, maybe. In his 50s, uhh, no. Sad as it was.

Here's one for y'all:

Hank Haney vs. Butch Harmon. My money's on Hank. Butch already looks like he took a few too many knocks to that one eye.

[six_overpar]

Vijay would take Phil... he's got longer arms and is in better shape. The "Thrilla in Fiji?"

Calamity Jane? Hell yeah he's bringing his putter!

[six_overpar]

Okay, have some fun with this. It doesn't matter actually how old he is when he takes on the red army. It could be the Bobby Jones of 1975 Vs. The Red Army of 1942. It is what age they are in your mind. In my mind Bobby Jones could rise up today and have the cahones to take on the Red Army of 1942, as long as he brings Calamity Jane.


How about :


Tiger Woods Vs. Vs GALVESTON, TEXAS HURRICANE of 1900
(This was the deadliest hurricane of the 20th century.)

Jeff Sluman Vs. Michael Jordan (one on one make it take.)