Golfing funny Stories

[debdaz365]

There was one time we all stood on the 1st tee, again at a public course, the first two guys hit the ball with a great slice and ended up on the opposite fairways. I hit my ball and it hit a tree and ended up with them on the 18th Fairway, THEN my 4th partnet SOMEHOW hit his ball, it went VERTICAL....straight up in the air. It landed ....you guessed it , on the 18th green. Made a crater in the green . Just think for a moment of going over to the green and asking for the ball back....Man that was a funny start to the round

[RyderJ]

The year: 1999

The Place: Hidden Creek Golf Course, Burleson, Tx

The Story:

It's late in the evening on a brisk winter afternoon and my buddy and I are on the 15th (if my memory serves me correctly) with water on the down the left side. I'm going through my setup when out of nowhere my partner yells "LOOK OUT!" Seemingly out of nowhere here comes this golf cart(back when they were still gas powered ) ...two freshman laughing hysterically onboard, clubs still hitched on the back.  Like a scene from Fast and Furious, they are hauling ***, so much so in fact, that they lose control, hit a slight mound, which sends them and the cart flying to the left, and directly into the lake...clubs attached...idiots still onboard. They managed to make it out when the cart hit the water (quite luckily I would imagine), but the cart, and their clubs sank...along with all their personal effects they had placed inside the cart.  We'll call them Dumb and Dumber for fun. So what do Dumb and Dumber decide to do? The logical thing...RIGHT? Nope...they left the cart, their clubs and belongings and walked back to the clubhouse soaking wet with the intention of telling no one. Naturally, they were caught red-handed when they showed up back at the clubhouse without a cart or clubs, soaking wet and freezing. And, although they made a valiant attempt at a half truth, it all eventually came out and they were kicked off the team and suspended by the school.

Yet another reason the right to breed should be a privilege, not a right.

[debdaz365]

Originally Posted by RyderJ

The year: 1999

The Place: Hidden Creek Golf Course, Burleson, Tx

The Story:

It's late in the evening on a brisk winter afternoon and my buddy and I are on the 15th (if my memory serves me correctly) with water on the down the left side. I'm going through my setup when out of nowhere my partner yells "LOOK OUT!" Seemingly out of nowhere here comes this golf cart(back when they were still gas powered)...two freshman laughing hysterically onboard, clubs still hitched on the back.  Like a scene from Fast and Furious, they are hauling ***, so much so in fact, that they lose control, hit a slight mound, which sends them and the cart flying to the left, and directly into the lake...clubs attached...idiots still onboard. They managed to make it out when the cart hit the water (quite luckily I would imagine), but the cart, and their clubs sank...along with all their personal effects they had placed inside the cart.  We'll call them Dumb and Dumber for fun. So what do Dumb and Dumber decide to do? The logical thing...RIGHT? Nope...they left the cart, their clubs and belongings and walked back to the clubhouse soaking wet with the intention of telling no one. Naturally, they were caught red-handed when they showed up back at the clubhouse without a cart or clubs, soaking wet and freezing. And, although they made a valiant attempt at a half truth, it all eventually came out and they were kicked off the team and suspended by the school.

Yet another reason the right to breed should be a privilege, not a right.

WOW...that is not something you see everyday....LOL its a funny story though. I can see them tell their side of the story to some crazy " Funny Cart " form. Thanks for th story