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Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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A year ago we saw Lewis live, and throughout his whole golfer routine my wife (the non-golfer) kept elbowing me (the obsessive golfer) in the side to help emphasize his observations.   Funniest night I've spent in years - thanks for posting this and bringing back that funny memory.

I absolutely love his key observation is that " Golf is a game designed for people who don't hate themselves enough in their daily lives ".


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Aaah, cousin Lewis, we're sooooo proud of him.

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This is one of my favorite Black bits and probably stand-up in general.

"The golfer, if they had any brains at all, would go to the course, um, get in the cart at the cluhouse and drive with the pals, to the first tee, and then take a good long look at it, and then turn to each other and go "wow, that was a great day" and then turn around and go back to the clubhouse where they really belong. But, instead the golfer, being the moron that he is, will get out of the cart, and take the driver, that's the club that you use to hit the ball the furthest, and due to incredible technology,the driver head is now the size of an infant. Even a monkey with a stick up is *** coming out of it's throat, in it's final death twitches, could hit the ball. "


See you on the course.

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