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oh boy...

It's official. LPGA reached level of Jerry Springer show ! That was the last thing they needed, fighting for image and recongnition...
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I'm sure plenty of guys would line up to "unwittingly donate sperm" to a few LPGA gals, though. But yeah, uhh, this story is pretty silly.

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What a story there. Yeah I suppose I could help Natalie Gulbis out.

How sick is it that I was thinking the same thing.

Hey - Annika is divorced now. I wouldn't mind helping her out.

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Dude, Annika? Gross.

That was the most ridiculous piece of news (I use the term loosely) ever.

Robinson was in an emotional state because he and his girlfriend broke up. The boss (Gallagher-Smith), is away from home, feeling lonely, and starts to flirt with the help. Being the red blooded 26 yr old man that he is,there was no way he was going to pass up the oppurtunity to make a couple deposits at the First National Bank of Gallagher-Smith. Plus why not, she is a professional athlete, she's married, she'll never tell anyone, it would be the end of her LPGA career. But wait;
"You're pregnant?!" Robinson asks.
"Yes, Gary I am," Gallagher-Smith replies.
Walking over to her heplaces his hand on her shoulder, looks deeply into her eyes and says "I am the father. I can feel it, I know it in my bones that it was I who, fertilized your loin. Jackie, I love you. You should be with me, start your family."
"Oh, Gary, I love my husband, my heart belongs to him, by the way, keep this under your hat okay, if word gets out you and I are both out of a job. I also can not confirm or deny that you are in fact the father, you see I was sleeping around with several other caddies, my husband, his golfing buddies and poker buddies, and the staff at the club pool. But there is always a chance that you may be the father."
"You must tell your husband your heart belongs to me now. That it is my child you are carrying"
"Hang on lover boy, I said it might be your child. Right now you have a on in 17 chance at being the father. I told my husband, he was just happy that I was prego; invetro ain't cheap and Florida law says a child born into a marriage is deemed to be a result of the marriage, you alos can't force a DNA test so we may never know who the fatehr is, but there is a chance that it is you. I kow that you are in this emotional state because your girl friend dumped you since you have no money and are a caddy on the LPGA tour, and I am sorry to have to dump you too. It is just getting a little to weird and involved for me. You can finish out the season w/ me but you're off the bag after that."

Robinson hangs his head and weeps. His heart torn to pieces, his pride bruised and ego tattered he sobbs tears of sorrow and deapair. Days go on and he thinks of ways to get back at her for breaking is delicate heart. One day as he was cleaning her clubs he had a moment of clearity. He figured out a way that he could get back at his boss and get his old girlfriend back. Due to his emotional state he would do anything just to feel some happiness again. "I will sue Jackie Gallagher-Smith for inlicting emotional distress, she has 1.1 million in career earnings. This thing won't go to trial, she'll pay up on the spot. When I get a big settlement, I will have money and my ex-girlfriend will come running back. I will have the best of both worlds; revenge and retrobution! AHH HA HA AHH HA Ha!"


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I'm just thinking here....most guys would be happy just to "hide the salami" and be done with it. This guy is going out of his way to claim the child. What is he...nuts?

Dude obviously has never had kids or been married.

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I'm just thinking here....most guys would be happy just to "hide the salami" and be done with it. This guy is going out of his way to claim the child. What is he...nuts?

Something is unstable about him. I have 2 kids and spent the weekend cleaning up puke instead of playing golf. I love my kids and wife, but if I was that guy I would run far away.

It would be even funnier if she got divorced from her current husband, refused to marry this guy and sued him for child support.

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Consider Annika and Charlotta Sorenstam

/me considers Elin and Josefin...

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...me considers Elin and Josefin...

Dude, every morning in the shower when I ....

never mind.
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