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My wife and I are homebodies for the most part. She volunteers at the local humane society on Sundays....She tells me to go golf, and I'm good wit dat! I just need once a week for playing an actual round. But, twice a week I'll hit the range on the way home from work. One for the golf, the other for the guns. Life is good!

I was a fan of him when this happened.

My brother's son in law is a total jerk. I had only played with him once and it'll be the last. The dude has no personality or a sense of humor. The "F" bombs flew after after every frickin shot! And, most of those shots weren't half bad. His friend was an absolute blast to play with, but that will be the last round I'll ever play with that guy. I would have had more fun throwing the greens fees out the car window on the way in.

The only one I heard that was mildly entertaining was after a Jim Furyk drive. Somebody yelled, "FIVE HOUR ENERGY!". It got a chuckle out of me. All the other guys are just dumarses.

Quote: Originally Posted by iacas You've never watched his Playing Lessons with the Pros , have you? JJ is a pretty "aw, shucks" down-home kind of good guy. I know JJ well from him being a cousin of my best friend growing up. He's pretty damn "aw-shucks" alright and a genuinely nice, generous guy. Edited to add: I didn't realize this thread was so damn old.

I gave him a chunk of my ham sammich after the turn.

On this one course we were on they had a border collie that would chase the geese off the course. He showed up at the first hole and hung out with us the whole round. He never got in the way, did his business in the woods and was a complete gentleman, until he goes tearing into the water to scare off the geese. That was quite entertaining to watch.

My wife has joined me on the course. She doesn't play though. She'll usually come along when I'm playing with friends' whose wives play. She likes to drive the cart too. I'm having trouble seeing any logic in Shorty's statements about getting new women because he thinks that a woman who likes to be around you and share in your pastime is strange. I say say if your girlfriend/wife wants to be with you and share your life, it's all good!

Most forums of any merit wouldn't allow threads about religion in the first place. The funny thing is this thread still exists three years later and it was started by the forum "leader". This place is laughable.

I don't usually log into this forum as of late, but you sir, are a first rate idiot.

Oh man, I just started a thread with that gif. Sorry for repeating.

Did anyone see this during the jacket presentation to Bubba? I noticed it when it happened live but didn't think twice about it. Then a friend sent me a link to this GIF. It's pretty hilarious when you watch it a few times through. It almost looks choreographed. http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/hangin.gif Sorry, this was already posted in the Masters Discussion thread.

First in gets the pin here too, unless you're that guy that leaves his clubs laying over the stick, then you get the pin.

I gravitate toward Harley-Davidson logo embellished garments and accessories. Bandana, leather vest, knuckle gloves, chaps and boots. They call me the Pirate of Pinehurst. AAAAaaaargh!

I became a Dimarco hater a few years back when he hooked his tee shot long on a par 3 hole. I can't remember what tournament it was. But as his ball went screaming long and left, he was telling it to "hit somebody". The announcers didn't even acknowledge the statement, but I'll never forget it, what a jackwad.

I had a shoulder issue like yours last year after trying to gouge a shot out of some very thick rough. The pain was in my right shoulder though. After a few days of nagging pain and restricted movement I went to see the orthopedic doc. I also thought I might have messed up my rotator cuff. But after checking out my x-rays, the doctor said I had an inflammation of my Bursae. He stuck me with a shot of cortizone and within a couple of days I was feeling a lot better. Best of luck to the both of you!

These are great! Here's one. An elephant's @ss............High and stinky.

I'd have to go with this being my favorite.......

We live about an hour north of Charlotte. My local course is open every day out of the year except for Christmas Day. This former Connecticut resident is really diggin' it.

I had a similar life altering event like you Paz. I was playing with my brother who didn't play a lot of golf. We had both driven our balls left on a par five. his ball was about ten yards short of mine in a fairway bunker and my ball was further left in the rough at the tree line into the woods. I should have been safe standing by my ball seeing as the only place to go from here is right. Now I'm checking out my lie as my brother gets set to swing a five wood out of the bunker. I bend down to move a leaf away from my ball, as I do I feel something brush the hair on top of my head. It's my brother's duck hooked second shot grazing my hair. That was surreal! Because the ball brushed me as my head was in the downward motion to move that blessed leaf.

Smart guys? I'd say smart asses.

A friend of mine uses an old, weighted bicycle basket on a rope. Just chuck it out there and haul 'em in. You can pretend you're on an episode of "Deadliest Catch".

A couple years back I was watching a tournament. I forget which, but Chris DiMarco yanked his shot on a par 3 and muttered to the ball to hit somebody. I've disliked him ever since.

Tiger, Jack, Kenny Perry and Stewart Cink. I hope this hasn't been covered already. It's not often you get to see Tiger and Jack go head to head. Now if only there was a time-machine to bring The Golden Bear back to his prime. http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/de...rn=golf,167238

"He wears "outfits" not clothes" Ray Barone once said, "When a guy would wear an "outfit", He'd usually get beat up "in it".