Dear Santa,

This Christmas I have patiently supported my dear wife, and devoted countless hours to keeping with appearances and making Christmas perfect, including putting on a monkey suit and hobnobbing with the most pretentious and phony people in town. I have validated and ennobled our daughters, whose self-righteousness and conceit are an affront to the Season. I have given my employees raises and bonuses despite not giving myself any. I will endure another dull alcohol free dinner at my in laws and once again be trampled by my hyper-competitive brother in law. I will patiently bite my tongue while my father interrupts me to tell the same dubious stories all over again, for the one hundredth time. And by December 25^th, I will have flattered every baker in the neighborhood by accepting a cookie at the expense of my waist.

Santa, I have 3 days to myself, Dec 27-30. If I promise to turn my cell phone off, all I want for Christmas is… please hold back the rain :)

Apparently my mother-in-law is sending me $200 to spend on a Christmas present for myself. What to get? Hmmm...

Oakley Prizm Golf lenses. 

Dear Santa:

Nothing golf related for me this year.  I prefer to purchase golf stuff myself rather than have someone else decide on what I receive (the brand, style, characteristics, etc...).

Take care big guy.

BK

16 minutes ago, bkuehn1952 said:

Dear Santa:

Nothing golf related for me this year.  I prefer to purchase golf stuff myself rather than have someone else decide on what I receive (the brand, style, characteristics, etc...).

Take care big guy.

BK

That's why I'm writing the big guy directly.