frozen dog turds and snow good times

[lovemylabs]

I have three very grown Labrador Retrievers that I bird hunt with and come February the season ends. in Ohio we still have snow on the ground so no hunting, the dogs spend a good amount of time in the back yard. this, as you can imagine, levees me with "presents" that accumulate after a couple of days. I have found that with snow, and the frozen gems, a bucket, and a junk sand wedge it is decent bunker practice, and the 5 & 2 year old think its absolutely hilarious. what odd things have you guys done to try and beat the winter blues? if you live in climate that allows you to golf year round, I am sorry you can't experience "Turd Golf", however if your ever in Ohio look me up and we'll "chunk" a round or two.

[ganjagolfer]

when you're blasting out of the bunker, don't you get sprayed by turd disinegration?

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  ganjagolfer said:

when you're blasting out of the bunker, don't you get sprayed by turd disinegration?

that's why you have to keep your mouth closed through impact.

[jowlar]

That is hilarious. Exactly how far can you hit a frozen dog turd?

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  jowlar said:

That is hilarious. Exactly how far can you hit a frozen dog turd?

10 - 15 yards (depending on the temperature, and freshness of said turd)

a good rule of thumb should be the fresher the yard apple the shorter the distance.

[BritBoy]

so is this a shot over the fence into the neighbors yard? and how do you clean out the grooves after a practice session?

[The Rambler]

A tough hole idea would be trying to pitch it over the neighbors car Try not to skull one, or will you?

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  lovemylabs said:

I have three very grown Labrador Retrievers that I bird hunt with and come February the season ends. in Ohio we still have snow on the ground so no hunting, the dogs spend a good amount of time in the back yard. this, as you can imagine, levees me with "presents" that accumulate after a couple of days. I have found that with snow, and the frozen gems, a bucket, and a junk sand wedge it is decent bunker practice, and the 5 & 2 year old think its absolutely hilarious. what odd things have you guys done to try and beat the winter blues? if you live in climate that allows you to golf year round, I am sorry you can't experience "Turd Golf", however if your ever in Ohio look me up and we'll "chunk" a round or two.

Middletown isn't

that far away... Edit: 1500 posts.

[walk18]

That's rather disgusting..

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  BritBoy said:

so is this a shot over the fence into the neighbors yard? and how do you clean out the grooves after a practice session?

only in the neighbors yard if they tell me to turn Helloween down again.

to clean the grooves my wife has a Shih-tzu (ironic I know) I just let her have at it.

[Dent]

Wow id love to see you get hit by a pile of crap :) Joking. I can do that in my backyard too, I'd have to try that. I have 3 dogs too so im sure there is more than enough to practise with.

[ganjagolfer]

  Dent said:

Wow id love to see you get hit by a pile of crap :) Joking. I can do that in my backyard too, I'd have to try that. I have 3 dogs too so im sure there is more than enough to practise with.

up in canada, those frozen turds will have some compression

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  lamebums said:

Middletown isn't

come on up lets do some chunkin.

(Quote=walk18 That's rather disgusting.. ) yes it is and soooooooo much fun. I can't remove the smile from my face.

[Lefty39]

if you can find frozen pine cones they work well to plus you're not hitting crap

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  Lefty39 said:

if you can find frozen pine cones they work well to plus you're not hitting crap

I haven't seriously been hitting dog turds although it has crossed my mind. I just thought it was disgusting enough to be funny. actually I have been chipping golf balls out of snow into buckets, and that really is good bunker practice IMO. as for the turds, their scooped up and put in the trash.

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  lovemylabs said:

I haven't seriously been hitting dog turds although it has crossed my mind. I just thought it was disgusting enough to be funny. actually I have been chipping golf balls out of snow into buckets, and that really is good bunker practice IMO.

I took you seriously. After all, Ohio doesn't have a test to get a driver's license, so anything can happen in Ohio...

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  lamebums said:

I took you seriously. After all, Ohio doesn't have a test to get a driver's license, so anything can happen in Ohio...

LOL thats funny..........

[jowlar]

  lovemylabs said:

I haven't seriously been hitting dog turds although it has crossed my mind. I just thought it was disgusting enough to be funny. actually I have been chipping golf balls out of snow into buckets, and that really is good bunker practice IMO.

I am very disappointed. Guess I have to get the poop bag out of the freezer and work on my short game the old fashion way.