Flaccid Television Commercials

[Uber$winG]

If TV is the opiate of the masses then call me a junky. I watch entirely too much television. I’m watching TV right now. So, when I’m getting my fix on I tend to evaluate the advertisements - and I have to say - that if I see one more male enhancement product advertised on television… I’m taking Network hostages.

The latest purveyors of priapism are the Extenze people, and some kind of company pushing a pump that’s covered by Medicare.

I mean, let’s address the real problem. Not that it has anything to do with the fact that some men have been married to the same chick for a number of years, she’s put on some weight, got sagging duggs, and that they’d rather run a marathon with sand in their shorts than engage in the ritualistic Friday night dry socket in B-minor with their thick thighed, stay-at-home skank… No, it’s nothing like that.

[CarlSpackler]

Right there with you. I am constantly grabbing the remote to change the channel for fear that my 11 yo daughter will ask questions about the products being advertised. How come there are no commercials for instant female enhancement? I guess they are perfect just the way they are?

[sp33d]

yeah their selling sex toys at like 3 in the morning Im all about freedom of speach and all that junk but seriously hawking sex toys on tv? FFS, I dont want to see smiling bob. OR two old wrinkled naked people sitting in a bath tub, first of all their in seperate bath tubs, I'm not sure if they are aware of phyisics of an erection but it wont go through a metal bath tub no matter how much viagra you take.

[CarlSpackler]

yeah their selling sex toys at like 3 in the morning Im all about freedom of speach and all that junk but seriously hawking sex toys on tv? FFS, I dont want to see smiling bob. OR two old wrinkled naked people sitting in a bath tub, first of all their in seperate bath tubs, I'm not sure if they are aware of phyisics of an erection but

ROFL. How do you know if you never tried.

[mirv]

i've actually quit watching tv almost entirely because of commercials like that, and the late night sex commercials. one night - during prime time! - i walked through the living room and my roomie was watching tv, and a commercial came on for "onlinebootycall.com." i was like, oh my f'n god. you have got to be kidding me. some little kid could be sitting there and see that and go to that site, wondering what it is, and... yeah. i mean, when i was 7 or 8 years old, "booty" meant pirate treasure. so i'd be like, holy crap, a booty call. maybe this is like, a gathering where people hunt for treasure. ARR!! and off i'd go to the site, and i'm sure i'd be totally confused when i got there. and then my parents would yell at me and send me to my room.

and then there are the "reality" shows that glorify everything wrong in the world. i saw in the listing not long ago that there's a tv show on now called "16 and pregnant." it's terrible! if i'm sitting in front of a tv, it's because i'm watching a dvd or playing some old school super nes.

[fendermallot]

the funniest thing I've seen is an infomercial they have on sometimes that's about buying/selling realestate. The "hosts" are two very gorgeous and well endowed women who lean over and talk into the camera the entire show. You can see their navels if you look close enough. I guess it's about grabbing the guys attention while he's flipping channels.

[CarlSpackler]

the funniest thing I've seen is an infomercial they have on sometimes that's about buying/selling realestate. The "hosts" are two very gorgeous and well endowed women who lean over and talk into the camera the entire show. You can see their navels if you look close enough. I guess it's about grabbing the guys attention while he's flipping channels.

I often wandered what they were selling.