Lady Golfers

[MiniBlueDragon]

  PeteHurrikane said:

Originally Posted by PeteHurrikane

Do the ladies, at club level, play in the same tournaments as the men in your countries like they do in Central Europe?

At our club they have their own tournaments and trophies.

Are Saturdays and Sundays a lady free zone?

Not in the slightest. If there's a women's tourney on weekends it's more like a men-free zone.

Should they all play in Venus?

As long as they're not holding me up and refusing to let me play through even though they're a good hole or two behind I don't care where they play.

Do they really understand the concept of putting?

Putting is one thing men and women do equally as bad. ;)

Why are most of them over 50 and wearing multicolored Bermudas two sizes too small?

For the same reason lots of guys play wearing beat-up and battered muddy footwear, tweed trousers and Christmas jumpers under their ancient, faded MacGregor hat from the 80's?

[LeftyTrevor]

Actually, at my club the women are quite serious. Follow the rules to a T and are better at keeping pace than some of the regular mens groups. I for 1 love playing our regular Sunday round with my wive and we vary between a dozen or so couples we play against.

[PeteHurrikane]

  PeteHurrikane said:

Originally Posted by PeteHurrikane

Originally Posted by MiniBlueDragon

Do the ladies, at club level, play in the same tournaments as the men in your countries like they do in Central Europe?

At our club they have their own tournaments and trophies.

Are Saturdays and Sundays a lady free zone?

Not in the slightest. If there's a women's tourney on weekends it's more like a men-free zone.

Should they all play in Venus?

As long as they're not holding me up and refusing to let me play through even though they're a good hole or two behind I don't care where they play.

Do they really understand the concept of putting?

Putting is one thing men and women do equally as bad. ;)

Why are most of them over 50 and wearing multicolored Bermudas two sizes too small?

For the same reason lots of guys play wearing beat-up and battered muddy footwear, tweed trousers and Christmas jumpers under their ancient, faded MacGregor hat from the 80's?

Thank you for your participation, you scored 2/5, that's a 40% mark for your answers. I'll not tell you where you went wrong in case anyone else wants to have a go. I'll give two little tips...

1) You weren't even close to being Male Chauvinistic.

2) Funny but not funny enough.

Everyone is allowed two goes at this competition.

1st Prize... Two 60 min. lessons from me

2nd Prize... Four 60 min. lessons from me.

[Mr3Wiggle]

  PeteHurrikane said:

Originally Posted by PeteHurrikane

Do the ladies, at club level, play in the same tournaments as the men in your countries like they do in Central Europe?

No, because they would get worked.

Are Saturdays and Sundays a lady free zone?

No, but it is 90+% men.

Should they all play in Venus?

What the heck is Venus?

Do they really understand the concept of putting?

No they do not, and it makes no sense since it has nothing to do with power.

Why are most of them over 50 and wearing multicolored Bermudas two sizes too small?

Most are over 50 wearing brightly colored outfits that perfectly coordinate, sometimes with their clubs.

[Mr3Wiggle]

  PeteHurrikane said:

Originally Posted by PeteHurrikane

Thank you for your participation, you scored 1½/5, that's a 30% mark for your answers. I'll not tell you where you went wrong in case anyone else wants to have a go. I'll give two little tips...

1) You were too serious and seemed angry.

2) Not smart or funny enough.

Everyone is allowed two goes at this competition.

1st Prize... Two 60 min. lessons from me

2nd Prize... Four 60 min. lessons from me.

What part of my post did you think was intended to be funny?

Also curious, what sort of lessons is a 16.7 handicap giving?