ALBATROSS!!

[Mobey]

Got a story and its a bit long sorry.....but I don't often have anything interesting to write about....this one was very ummmm interesting.

Last evening I went up to my local course to get a late 9 in by myself.  The guy at the club house asks if I would mind pairing up and although I was looking forward to some alone time, I said sure.  Well I get paired up with a woman, younger (30ish)  fairly attractive and my first thought is, God please don't let anyone see me because my wife will never believe me that this wasn't some kind of date.

Well it turns out she is the sister of my sons teacher, is nice and a pretty good golfer.  So I relax and am having a decent round. 5th hole is the only par 5 on the front; its about 510 from the ladies and she hits a monster drive over the drainage ditch I use for my "really good drive" indicator when I hit  from the men's tee's 10 yards back .  Her Second shot is a great 3wood, I tell her "I think you're on" but she says" it looked like it rolled off the back".  Well my third shot is off to the right of the green about 10 feet and I walk up to it while she goes to look for her ball.....then the scream...as she's walking across the green she reaches into the cup and bingo, there it is......I hoot because I'd never seen anyone put one in in two before...she runs across the green jumps up and wraps her arms and legs around me and plants a big one on me.....OH HELL!  I let out an uncomfortable laugh and finish out the hole and I'm a wreck. I tell her I'm not sure what to call that but it was awesome! Her reply.........Too bad you're married, I'd love to celebrate that right now.....After that I shot the worst 4 holes I think of my life......got home and I had to look up what a 3 under par was really called...I know I should have known it but I didn't.

I know this sounds like the start of a dear penthouse letter and all but it is 100% legit and to be honest I think the albatross was the more amazing thing.....in 25 years of golf I'd never seen one and I've seen plenty of women wanting to "celebrate"