The dreaded armpit fart

[Rocket Man]

Everyone knows the sound you get when you put your hand under your other armpit and flap your arm like a chicken.It was good for hours of fun when we were little.Well I occasionally produce this same result during my follow-through.I guess my upper arms are being held pretty tight against my body and every now and then a little "Poot" comes from my left armpit.

Well anyway a while back ago I'm teeing off on the first hole with some friends and there is about 3 groups waiting behind us.I step up and make my swing and as I am coming into my follow through I here a loud "Poot" like I my pants during my golf swing.I just stand there posed in my follow through like nothing had happened. Then my smart-ass Buddie yells "Hey you need some toilet paper" Everyone thinks I actually farted during my swing and when I tried to explain it was my armpit that was good for another round of laughs.

I was sure that sometime later I would walk into the clubhouse and overhear some guy saying " Hey that's the guy who farted off the first tee that we were telling you about!! Yeah tried to blame the whole thing on his armpit Ha ha ha"

This embarrassing event did take place and I was wondering if it has happened to anyone else

[bwdial]

http://www.beano.net/about-beano/beano-meltaways

Tuck one of these under each armpit and you should be fine.  You're welcome.

[Rocket Man]

Originally Posted by bwdial

http://www.beano.net/about-beano/beano-meltaways

Tuck one of these under each armpit and you should be fine.  You're welcome.

Hmm I guess it would not hurt to try.

[dsc123]

No.  Unfortunately