Interesting eBay Ad

[iacas]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=120154868323

I won't quote it here, but the description is worth reading...

[seattlemudder]

$89...unbelievable. That's just not right.

[J_Bone]

WOW!! Sorry, that old guy wouldn't have walked away with those clubs!!

[iacas]

$89...unbelievable. That's just not right.

I think the price is the least interesting thing there...

[fusioncal]

LMAO!! That is just hilarious!!! I feel sorry for the guy. LOL!

iacas: That is Gulbis as your avatar, isn't it? Holy cow, I wonder how she does those arms all way to the back. I tried and I think I hurt myself.

[seattlemudder]

I think the price is the least interesting thing there...

That might be so but that's what he'll remember most is my bet. And, that was the last straw...wonder why he hung in there so long given his description of his and her relationship. Kind of reminds you of Shallow Hal... with a different ending...

[letgodsortemout]

I want it.

[iacas]

Okay, so in case it's removed, I'll quote it here. He's selling a TaylorMade Rescue Mid and has this description:

Im selling this club because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to play golf. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the game and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a sport. When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to grip the club properly from all the meat around her knuckles. In addition, she couldnt figure out why she could not make a shoulder turn anymore. Truth be told, her titts got so big and droopy that she had to use my Sun Mountain push cart to haul them when we played (the cart has since buckled from the overloaded weight capacity). Also, her gut and thighs got so big she could hide 4 full grown Chihuahuas under the fat folds. I put up with her shitt for about 2 years and during this time she got even heavier. Her fatass became so big that when she actually made a correct shoulder turn she farted. I'm not talking about a ladylike fart with a few giggles- were talking fog horn deep and the smell was so bad it would turn all your hair into ash. I think the hippo actually fermented napalm in her colon from all the ice cream, pizza and bad chinese food she inhaled on an hourly basis. Ultimately it got to the point where I just stopped playing with her because I began to feel like I was doing a "Make a Wish" deed for the obese, retarded lady. And every time I went out with my regular group on Sundays, she gave me that look like I was going to be in deep shitt when I got back. So eventually I said f*ck it and I wont play for a while. 2 months ago I was cleaning out the garage and my buddies came over after a round and we were shooting the shitt about the US Open when all of sudden the cyclops comes out from her cave and tells me that I should sell all my clubs since I dont play anymore. My friends all gave me that look (you know what I mean) and just left in complete disgust. I knew those f*ckers were laughing their asses off at me and I felt really bad. Whatever....... I just rolled with it but 3 weeks after that incident she decided she was going to sell some of my shitt at a garage sale with 10 of her fat friends from the neighborhood. You shoulda seen this. It was a spectacle. 10 fat, female pigs all wearing tennis visors and shorts that were straining to stay buttoned around their waists. They had more MM's, Oreos and Grape Soda then garage sale items. I went specifically to see what she took of mine thinking there may have been a few odd things that she grabbed when I suddenly I saw my beloved Mizuno MP33 blades being hauled off by a senior citizen. I stopped the geezer and told him it was a mistake but the f*cker told me to kiss his asss and that he had a receipt. I almost strangled the gimp but I had 5 fat hogs standing in front of me telling that a "sale was sale" and they barricaded me in with their 34 inch necks. Get this: THEY SOLD MY CLUBS FOR $89 AND THEY THOUGHT THEY GOT A GOOD DEAL. That was pretty much the last straw so that evening while the beast was asleep, I grabbed what I could and left her cave. This club was one of the items I snagged along with some of her golf shoes, shirts and her golf bag. If you are a man with size 18 feet and bunions her shoes might fit you. I'll put the rest of her items up for sale in the Deformed Product Section. Please note this club has a small chip in the paint and has some sole wear. The lard asss must have forgotten to put the headcover on during one of her on course gas tantrums. Has a steel shaft in stiff flex with a brand new Golf Pride Tour Velvet grip. Club has 16 degrees of loft. Thanks for looking and if you win this club, keep it as a reminder whenever you decide that you are ready for a serious relationship. Take a good look at this club and remember its history- its priceless and you'll thank me later. Paypal verified member since 1998. $17.00 Shipping to Lower 48. All proceeds will be donated to the Jenny Craig Obese Fund, C/O of the Cyclops.

[The Rambler]

wow... that was worth reading. i feel bad for the guy. $89 for the 33's brought up memories some unpleasant memories of garage sales gone terribly wrong

(nice avatar Erik )

[GoingfortheGreen]

Holy cow, I wonder how she does those arms all way to the back. I tried and I think I hurt myself.

The description was priceless...

Regarding the arms, I think those are her daily exercises to keep the twins perky

[janzaruk]

I think the price is the least interesting thing there...

Agreed. I mean 89 bucks was a AWFUL deal, but the rest is far funnier.

[Diggitydog]

I don't care if that story is true or not, it's hilarious! I haven't laughed that much for a long time. His descriptions of the Cyclops are priceless.

Gulbis really fills out that shirt. wow.

[FFFFooLIN]

Hes listed that rescue club before... I'm suprised no one bought it the first time just to pay him for the entertainment value.

[RKO]

lol what a great item description. whoever gets that club is gonna own a part of cyclops history. ps, a little o.t. but, iacas, lets see the full picture of your avatar haha

[Clubswinger21]

"were talking fog horn deep, and the smell was so bad it would turn all your hair into ash"

[jaqattack02]

That's crazy. That deal for the Mizuno's makes me want to go hit some garage sales. Of course if a guy came out saying he didn't actually want to sell them, I'd probably give them back.

ps, a little o.t. but, iacas, lets see the full picture of your avatar haha

Regarding the arms, I think those are her daily exercises to keep the twins perky

Gulbis really fills out that shirt. wow.

Since every one asked, here's the original picture. I posted it in one of the "Gulbis vs [insert other LPGA player here]" threads.

[fusioncal]

The description was priceless...

I don't care if that story is true or not, it's hilarious! I haven't laughed that much for a long time. His descriptions of the Cyclops are priceless.

Do you guys know if she's going to do another calendar "shoots"? It's almost 2008.

Since every one asked, here's the original picture. I posted it in one of the "Gulbis vs [insert other LPGA player here]" threads.

Holy mother of god! See her shirt hanging out like that because of the twins?

[iacas]

Back on topic guys...