New golf exxpressions for 2008

[blue3715]

Ok, we are all familiar with golf slang and terminology, e.g. "He John Daly'd that one"... but here are a few new ones..

My apologies to those person's listed below..


> A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
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> A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn't
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> A Cuban - needed one more revolution
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> A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
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> A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
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> A Rodney King - over-clubbed
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> An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
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> A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
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> A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
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> A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
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> An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
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> A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole

[Bradenator]

An oldie, but my favorite...unfortunately, he lost some weight, and it loses some of its impact-

A Rush Limbaugh- short, fat, and to the right....

Maybe he will pick up a few pounds?

[JustMe]

Ok, we are all familiar with golf slang and terminology, e.g. "He John Daly'd that one"... but here are a few new ones..

LOL...those were cute.

[JaY_B]

In to the wind should now be called In to "The Puff"

[Left Is Right]

Ok, we are all familiar with golf slang and terminology, e.g. "He John Daly'd that one"... but here are a few new ones..

Those are hilarious I will try to use one tomorrow

LOL

[Undr Par]

Ok, we are all familiar with golf slang and terminology, e.g. "He John Daly'd that one"... but here are a few new ones..

I really liked these......the brazilian bikini wax 1 the most........ umm painful I hear

[lamebums]

Mitt Romney--a severe pull-slice. Started way left and somehow ended up way right.