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Need help coming up with new swear words for use on the golf course!? Look no further! Here's an oldy but a goodie:

http://nslog.com/archives/imgs/cursing.swf

Obviously this one's not for people offended by swear words...

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neudi Great Member

neudi

Wow...gotta say the best is the one with the guy from Scrubs at the end lol.
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OH! I have some good lines to insult the course or my shots.

Nothing like missing a putt and coming with a brilliant, yet offensive phrase to describe the ball.

I got engaged on November 19, 2005 to a lady who had bought me a Taylormade R580XD, Adams Irons a Calloway "MLB" bag, a Calloway Golf jacket (different holidays / birthdays / etc) and tells me I should "go play with the guys."

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Eric wait till Friday we will come up with some new ones.

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That was good. I'll save this for when I have kids. My dad played Mozart for me in my crib; I'll take a different approach, a sort of accelerated maturation program you could say. I think our society is looking forward to it.
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my wife is looking at me funny when im laughing at the guy with the neck brace funny stuff

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