Need help with a nickname

[Rounders]

In our fantasy football league, the guy who finishes last get's his team renamed the following year as punishment. The other guys in the league create a new team name and a new logo.

This year the guy be-renamed is a known stroke shaver. He's the guy that allows get's a bogey (at worse) on a hole and doesn't count all of his strokes. He's gotten a lot better because we have been riding him about it, but I would like to come up with an idea to put into his team name.

I need your help. I'm an accountant and I'm not creative, got any ideas for team names for me?

[Spec138]

Haha, nice Fantasy League rule btw.
How about footwedge?

[hippyboy]

Surely the answer is right there for you "stroke Shaver"

Or possibly "can't count, won't count"

maybe "different strokes" as the score is different to what he shoots.

or "miss-ter shot"

[bobsuruncle]

how about "missing strokes", "invisible strokes", "bermuda triangle" or "king mulligan"

[Smarf]

This could be fun, so far I like Footwedge the best:

Mathmagicians

The Erasers

Put Me Down for Par

Re-Re-Mulligans

[wannabe]

The Invisible Snowmen

[Knockglock]

My favorites from this thread: 1) put me down for par 2) the invisible snowmen 3) stroke shaver 4) king mulligan

[sean_miller]

In our fantasy football league, the guy who finishes last get's his team renamed the following year as punishment. The other guys in the league create a new team name and a new logo.

Since he probably takes a lot of 5s, I'd incorporate "5" into the name.

"Gimme 5" "Take 5" "The Jackson 5" "5 Alive" "5 by 5" "MC5" (Motor City 5) "Math Guy" "Sir Cheatsalot" "The Bogster" "Bogeyman" "Humphrey Bogart"