Words Of Unwisdom: Things You Tell Yourself Even Though You Know Better.

[drglew]

"A couple of beers will help this round..."

"If I tip the cart-girl a few extra bucks..."(insert your own quote finish here)

[noefi13b]

When faced with a dogleg right hole....

Aim at the trees and think "My natural power slice will keep this in play..."

Proceed to hit it dead straight and into the woods

or

Hmmm shot par 4 I could hit a 5i off the tee and a 7 iron to the hole or cream my driver..... Picks the driver and swing out of my shoes only to see the ball spray into the rough.... so an easy 4 is now a hard 6!

Lastly...

Hmmm having a bad swing day.. I know if I just swing harder all will be better.... then proceed to come way over the top and makes things 100 times worse

[mattttt25]

After double bogey on hole one: Sure, I'll have a beer, can't hurt...

After tipping the cart girl a $20: Make sure you come around often... (never does)

Wife calls after finishing hole 14: Yeah, almost done, home in 15 minutes... (yeah right)

[cody west]

"Trees are 90 percent air..."[DoctorK

i really like this one. it causes so much trouble for me all the time

[kpaulhus]

Yeah.....I think I can make it over that lake with the 3 wood.....


then top it 27 yards lol

[maelkoth]

"Let's see...I've got a bunch of trees in front of me...the green is 100 yards away...I usually hit my 7 iron 150 yards...so if I blast it through the tree, the leaves will kill 50 yards and i'll be on the green..."

[James_Black]

"Let's see...I've got a bunch of trees in front of me...the green is 100 yards away...I usually hit my 7 iron 150 yards...so if I blast it through the tree, the leaves will kill 50 yards and i'll be on the green..."

lol, I sometimes do that shot

"I can make it over the lip of that bunker with a 5 wood....." proceeds to bury the ball 6 inches into the bunker's face.......