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tmac20 Great Member

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Originally Posted by Beachcomber

Did Stevie rip that?

Listen to Ian Baker Finch: "Spectator noise".

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Micah Well Established Member

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Lmao theres a vid of tiger farting on the 18th hole in 09 buick classic I think,on youtube.

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You can  train yourself to belch at will. Try swallowing air into your stomach and when tummy distended and full, let it out loudly. May bother the competitor, if that's your desire.


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You should silently "crop dust" the box prior to your opponent teeing off.  It will definitely distract him when the noxious fumes burn his nose hairs off.

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Originally Posted by Hacker James

In the film Bucket List I believe it was Jack Nicholson that said"  "Never trust a fart".

Sometimes you over-trust it. That's all, haha.

It happens to the best of us... I hope.


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OP funny story.  The thread titles here never cease to amaze me.

I let one rip while I was setting up for a real long putt a week or so ago.  I backed off the putt, tilted my head, let a big fart rip, and re-addressed the putt.  Left it inches right of the cup, probably because my inner-balance had just been adjusted.  Was playing with 3 guys and no one said anything.  They just smiled like "yeah buddy."


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hahahahahahha this is quality! I remember playing with a great golfer down at my local muni (crappy 12 holer).. He backed off on a tee shot and started shaking his head, I asked him "whats wrong dude" He replied with "Nothing man just need to fart"..


tmac20 Great Member

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My dad always used to say "you can never hit a good shot if you need to fart. Back off, fart, and start your routine again". I guess Jim Furyk has IBS.
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Micah Well Established Member

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Guaranteed it left skid marks cause it had that wet crackle near the tail end of the fart so he sh!t his pants in all seriousness.

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I always fart to check the wind direction. More reliable than tossing blades of grass into the air.

You have to do it with people standing around you though...see who it gets to first.

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Originally Posted by tmac20

Who was teeing off? He stripes it down the middle and Tiger Woods and his caddie break up laughing. He must have been thinking “WTF is wrong with you guys?”.

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