Seinfeld fans? Let's start a quote thread...

[td67mustang]

Jerry: uncle leo, HELLO!

[Cooker]

Jerry: Are you kidding? I've seen 'em squint. He can squint his way down to like twenty, thirty vision. Once we were driving down from the Catskills and he lost his glasses. He squinted his way from Wortsborough down to the Tappan Zee Bridge! He was spotting raccoons, on the road!

Jerry: I don't know what to believe! You're eating unions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on.

[dasslp]

"So you think you're sponge worthy?"

[CheeseWedge]

Frank Costanza: You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista? Well, we're moving in lock, stock, and barrel!!

[gotgolf?]

"SERENITY NOW!"








" insanity later..."

[CheeseWedge]

"I don't have time for any of this Kramer! I have a cock fight to worry about!"

[dasslp]

GEORGE:

"You know who I think about a lot? Remember Susan? The one that worked for NBC?"

JERRY:

"Hmm. I thought she became a lesbian."

GEORGE:

"No. It didn't take."

[CheeseWedge]

"Pulp can move baby!!"

[gotgolf?]

"Art Vandalay."
"What do you sell?"
"Latex."

[pjsnyc]

SALES WOMAN: I'm Christine Nyhart.

KRAMER: Oh. Delicious to meet you.

SALES WOMAN: Did the broker send you over?

KRAMER: Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm?

SALES WOMAN: The asking price is $1.5 million.

KRAMER: Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto?

SALES WOMAN: No.

KRAMER: How about a bathroom?

[Zombie Golfer]

George: I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.



Kramer: My boys need a house.

[Brandonink2001]

Jerry: Hello . . . NEWMAN.

[gripitandripit]

These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gotgolf?]

hahahhahaha awesome episode.

I will repost the Seinfeld auditions mock up from youtube

[gbk56]

DONNA
You must be Estelle.

ESTELLE
Yes. Who are you..?

DONNA
I'm Donna Chang!

ESTELLE
You're not Chinese!

[TourSpoon]

"Stella, Ste---lla"!

[Finn07]

Remember when Kramer is in Elaines doctors office:

Doctor: Can I get you something to drink
Kramer: Ill take a Decaf Cappuccino
Doctor: You do know this is a doctors office, right?

[lamebums]

"Hi. I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."