A new year, another pro golfer chainsaw incident

[nevets88]

Dunno the details, but dude, did you not watch The Force Awakens? Lightsabers are awesome at cutting down trees and stuff.

Spoiler hide because not a pretty sight, fresh wound on hand w/stitching. And the reply tweets contain blood as well. If you don't like the sight of blood, best not look, better go on out the back door.

Actually, give these guys lightsabers, they're more likely to be chopping body parts off. I take that statement back.

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[billchao]

And a lightsaber cauterizes the cut, too! #winning

[SavvySwede]

1 hour ago, billchao said:

And a lightsaber cauterizes the cut, too! #winning

Unless you want to re-attach it.

[billchao]

9 minutes ago, SavvySwede said:

Unless you want to re-attach it.

That's what medical droids are for. They'll probably just give you a prosthetic 

[nevets88]

1 hour ago, billchao said:

That's what medical droids are for. They'll probably just give you a prosthetic 

They give you a new mechanized hand or whatever that's better than the original. Now don't run away from society to some barren place where you can't get regular maintenance because the skin grafts will come off and you'll look like like partial Terminator. 

[nevets88]

The age of Twitter, we live in. Stitches out.