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So i was on the driving range getting frustrated after three consecutive times topping the ball when i said to my myself "What the Hell!" and my cousin said to me "This game will only get easy if you go to heaven because every shot will be perfect." That got me to thinking...

I think the illusion of Hell given to us by the Chruch, Mosque, and Temples are just cover-ups to what hell really is like. Satan is not a red devil-horned monster that scares us upon sight...oh no...he's quite the opposite of that. I think Hell is a lucious 18 hole golf course with perfect weather on a clear sunny, cloudless day. Satan is the guy in your twosome...in all of our twosomes dressed to the perfection. We have the perfect clubs tailored to our exact specifications. You're loose. Youre hydrated. You look like Brad Pitt and have a pre-swing that Tiger-esque. You place your tee in the ground alongside your ProV1 ball and setup perfectly. You start your backswing and man, its exactly what you saw on TV from the pros...just looks flawless. Your downswing is perfect with a pure balance of power and control. Just as your club face is about to make contact with the ball, youre knee buckles, your hands twist, your back gives out, and you shank the ball into the water 20 yards to the right. No matter how soft or hard you swing, you shank your ball 20 yards to the right in the water...

Just like you do at the driving range...for eternity...

And worse off, after every bad swing you just get more mad and more mad. Satan...well he tries to show you how its done and his swing is magical...constant drives to the green on a 341 yard opening hole that last 3 feet from the pin...ball after ball after ball. And everytime its your turn...shank shank shank. Everytime you tee...shank shank shank. You never leave the first hole, all the while, Satan laughs with a hollowing laugh that makes you feel () this small inside, mentally and physically. Each swing, he laughs. Each swing he hits, you cry...

Welcome to Hell...

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Personally i'm an atheist, but i think it could make for a funny cartoon :p

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Hilarious dude. BTW what were you on when you thought of that, and where can i get some?

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You start your backswing and man, its exactly what you saw on TV from the pros...just looks flawless. Your downswing is perfect with a pure balance of power and control. Just as your club face is about to make contact with the ball ....

If i got to this point there is only one way to go - smash that thing towards heaven - nothing else. And if you still top it than you better forget about tour swings and let your pro have a look at your swing....

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Interesting thoughts....

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