Tiger's New Interview...the Truth!

[juanrjackson]

Here is what Tiger really wanted to say the first time...but held back because his mother was in the audience:

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To my wife, I'm sorry. I ••••ed up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving •••• all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.

To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You mother••••ers come out ripping me when I've put more ••••ing money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-••••ing-Parnavik? Give me a ••••ing break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.

[BallStriker]

Well played juan.....well played.

[DBeane]

Amen and amen...

[mcfc_nick]

i think i saw the video of this interview somewhere

[BDoubleG]

I'm sure that's what he's thinking, but the fact that he's not saying that is what makes Tiger (somewhat, though much less than he used to be) classy.

[Randy4h]

I'm sure that's what he's thinking, but the fact that he's not saying that is what makes Tiger (somewhat, though much less than he used to be) classy.

Not sure I would put the words

Tiger and classy in the same sentence.

[Chas]

If Tiger actually expressed even a part of all that, I would say to him,

"Tiger, it's time to get over yourself - grow up already. Your supposed to be a mature adult, comprende?

Then again, maybe not - not by your more crazed supporters."

[senorchipotle]

lmfao.......

[Shindig]

I think I prefer the Cracked version: http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-tig...uld-have-been/ (n.b., adult language, concepts)

[enis750]

that is some funny chit right there!! hahaha

[sonicblue]

Get the f**k over yourself. Don't even begin to pretend to know what it's like to have been in his shoes. He was put on a pedestal SO HIGH he was bound to fall. He did, and don't pretend to know what it's like to be in his shoes NOW, either. For all I know, you beat your wife and ignore your kids, but the world doesn't give a flying rat's ass about your life. His is being dismantled in the public square for all to see. Give.....him......a......break. Even with the fault of nailing more tail around the world than ten men, he's still done more for this world than anyone on this forum 20x over (and, no, I don't mean by playing golf), and my bet is, not only will he NOT be a pariah, in two years, we'll forget this whole thing, and Tiger will be back up on a nearly-as-high pedestal. And, honestly, b/c all the hypocrites tearing him apart will likely be right back kissing his ass when he - inevitably - finally gets Jack's major record and hits 100 wins. Unlike Barry Bonds, who people dissed b/c it was believed he cheated AT his sport, Tiger's doubters will have no such ammo, it will be inarguable he is THE greatest golfer of all time. For people to bring in personal lives into that debate - as if they're REALLY aware of what Tiger's or Jack's or anyone's real character is - is absurd.

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Not sure I would put the words

[Randy4h]

Get the f**k over yourself. Don't even begin to pretend to know what it's like to have been in his shoes. He was put on a pedestal SO HIGH he was bound to fall. He did, and don't pretend to know what it's like to be in his shoes NOW, either. For all I know, you beat your wife and ignore your kids, but the world doesn't give a flying rat's ass about your life. His is being dismantled in the public square for all to see. Give.....him......a......break. Even with the fault of nailing more tail around the world than ten men, he's still done more for this world than anyone on this forum 20x over (and, no, I don't mean by playing golf), and my bet is, not only will he NOT be a pariah, in two years, we'll forget this whole thing, and Tiger will be back up on a nearly-as-high pedestal. And, honestly, b/c all the hypocrites tearing him apart will likely be right back kissing his ass when he - inevitably - finally gets Jack's major record and hits 100 wins. Unlike Barry Bonds, who people dissed b/c it was believed he cheated AT his sport, Tiger's doubters will have no such ammo, it will be inarguable he is THE greatest golfer of all time. For people to bring in personal lives into that debate - as if they're REALLY aware of what Tiger's or Jack's or anyone's real character is - is absurd.

That's quite a nasty response. I'll stand by my original statement that I wouldn't put Tiger and Classy in the same sentence, regardless of how much money his foundation has. You obviously have a much higher opinion of Tiger than I do. So be it. No need to make personal attacks against someone who may have an opinion that is different than yours.

[mapa94]

I don't understand why some people want to champion destructive and selfish behavior. Tiger obviously has some serious character flaws and it appears that he is trying to get help. The OP was obviously joking...but lashing out at Randy 4h when he states a fact (Tiger is not classy) is weak.

[Blades4me]

Juan

I guess I'm just a peice of crap person cuz I was laughing my posterior off reading your post. One can't help but wonder if that isn't too far from the truth.

[enis750]

Get the f**k over yourself. Don't even begin to pretend to know what it's like to have been in his shoes. He was put on a pedestal SO HIGH he was bound to fall. He did, and don't pretend to know what it's like to be in his shoes NOW, either. For all I know, you beat your wife and ignore your kids, but the world doesn't give a flying rat's ass about your life. His is being dismantled in the public square for all to see. Give.....him......a......break. Even with the fault of nailing more tail around the world than ten men, he's still done more for this world than anyone on this forum 20x over (and, no, I don't mean by playing golf), and my bet is, not only will he NOT be a pariah, in two years, we'll forget this whole thing, and Tiger will be back up on a nearly-as-high pedestal. And, honestly, b/c all the hypocrites tearing him apart will likely be right back kissing his ass when he - inevitably - finally gets Jack's major record and hits 100 wins. Unlike Barry Bonds, who people dissed b/c it was believed he cheated AT his sport, Tiger's doubters will have no such ammo, it will be inarguable he is THE greatest golfer of all time. For people to bring in personal lives into that debate - as if they're REALLY aware of what Tiger's or Jack's or anyone's real character is - is absurd.

tell us how u really feel..... :)

[Chas]

That's quite a nasty response. I'll stand by my original statement that I wouldn't put Tiger and Classy in the same sentence, regardless of how much money his foundation has. You obviously have a much higher opinion of Tiger than I do. So be it. No need to make personal attacks against someone who may have an opinion that is different than yours.

It was a very nasty response indeed. Those who share your view of Tiger's behavior need to get used to such reactions. The intent of such a post is obvious, no need to explain further to you I would imagine.

As to Tiger's "class", I share your opinion on the whole. He is many many things, some of them very positive, but no, "classy" would not be a word that characterizes the man IMO.

[RichF]

Anyone see the front page of ESPN website recently where they compared the 'plight' of Tiger to that of Muhammad Ali (the draft-ban of 1967-1970)? i.e. Ali's was more important, but Tiger's is harder to come back from!!

The whole 'Tiger/Skanks-Business' reminds of when Ali flew to Manila in '75.
He took his girlfriend, Veronica Porche, with him and left his wife behind. His wife found out about this, she flew out and scratched the sh!t out of his face.
Ali flew her back home, went back and fkcued Porche silly and then went 14 with Joe Frazier in probably the toughest boxing event ever and did it all in front the assembled media.

[juanrjackson]

Anyone see the front page of ESPN website recently where they compared the 'plight' of Tiger to that of Muhammad Ali (the draft-ban of 1967-1970)? i.e. Ali's was more important, but Tiger's is harder to come back from!!

I didn't remember that episode by Ali...but the closest comparison I have it Kobe Bryant. He was charge with raping that woman. Had a news conference & confessed his sins & gave his wife a big rock. He kept on playing basketball & the charges were eventually dropped. Over the last few years he has been leading NBA in jersey sales.....winning mitigates stars personal failings.

Yes, adultry is wrong. Tiger should have been faithful to his wife & mother of his children but to be honest, I don't know why people are so shocked & don't believe he can make a comeback & be as popular as ever. Have we forgot about the Kobe incident? President Clinton getting oral sex form an intern (his daugher's age) in the oval office, President Kennedy, David Letterman, etc. The list can go on & on. Why are we holding Tiger up to a higher standard than other people? He is the best golfer in the world...but he is still JUST a golfer :}