The 18

[wildebeest]

Originally Posted by The_Pharaoh

You mean Tiffany Crystal?!

http://www.golfdigest.com/golf-courses/blogs/wheres-matty-g/2011/12/qa-catching-up-with-tiffany-cr.html

You, sir, are a prince among men.

[Grumpter]

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Of those 18, which are your "favorites"?

Non of those. Some of mine would be:

1) Sissy Guy - The guy that acts like he just caught you in the act of clubbing a baby seal if he happens to see a pack of cigarretes (or cigar) in your cart. If I don't know you I will ask before I light up and if you have a problem with it will only smoke when I am well out of your range.

* Note: This is not the same as the guy who says "I'm going to pass on playing along because smoking really bothers me" without contempt.

2) Overtly Religious Guy - 18 holes of preaching... ugh. Makes me want to kick cute puppies.

3) Interesting Life Guy - The guy whose mission appears to be for you to leave the golf course thinking "I just met the most interesting person in the world" which ironicly results in most everyone I know thinking "what a blowhard".

4) The Rules Nazi - Can't believe they left this jerk out of the list.

[sean_miller]

Would be on my list:

- Disinterested slow walker guy. Slow walkers are annoying right off the hop, but this variant plays and walks slower the worse he plays and the slower he walks the worse he plays. Hey buddy, d'you mind if we play on ahead while you go back to the clubhouse? Go listen to some country music and drown your sorrows, because out here on the course you're just slowing (and bringing) everybody down.

- Pretend rules guy who's secretly cheating. Got a "buddy" who's always double checking everyone's scoring yet fluffs every lie and takes a drop whenever he feels like it. This hypocrite and I don't get along too well.

- Feels entitled to inappropriate tip snack cart lady: My Pepsi and Eatmore were $4.00 and I gave you a $10 bill. Yeah, I'm gonna stand right here until you open up your change box.

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by sean_miller

- Feels entitled to inappropriate tip snack cart lady: My Pepsi and Eatmore were $4.00 and I gave you a $10 bill. Yeah, I'm gonna stand right here until you open up your change box.

Tiffany Crystal might be able to seperate me from a fiver.

[The_Pharaoh]

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Tiffany Crystal might be able to seperate me from a fiver.

I never met a cart girl like Tiffany while I was in Alabama. Then again, I was in Alabama.

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Originally Posted by wildebeest

You, sir, are a prince among men.

As Bubba would say, "You're welcome".

[sean_miller]

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

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Originally Posted by sean_miller

- Feels entitled to inappropriate tip snack cart lady: My Pepsi and Eatmore were $4.00 and I gave you a $10 bill. Yeah, I'm gonna stand right here until you open up your change box.

Tiffany Crystal might be able to seperate me from a fiver.

All spending 5$ will get you is one less beer later on, when you really need it. It's a golf course, not a "gentleman's club" in Casper Wyoming (long story).

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by sean_miller

All spending 5$ will get you is one less beer later on, when you really need it. It's a golf course, not a "gentleman's club" in Casper Wyoming (long story).

I fell in love with, and married, my favorite bartender. However mine is obviously not a typical story.

[The_Pharaoh]

A few years back pretty much all of these people would have annoyed me, but now I'm a lot more tolerant.

Only the Human Rain Delay Guy and the Cheat would get to me.