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Posted
Originally Posted by Kapanda

Wait, how did he find the ball if it was in your........

aaaahhhhhh!!! He cheated, just like you did!! I see!!!!

And it only took you  19 posts to catch on?


Posted
Originally Posted by camper6

And it only took you  19 posts to catch on?

Posts aren't a measure of time, Mr Camper man!


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Well I guess this will be the last time camper6 tries to tell a joke on this forum! You guys must be a laugh riot on a camping trip....

Yours in earnest, Jason.
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Especially when you have to translate it.

It loses in the translation.

"You mean you were both cheating?"

Well yes. That's the joke.


Posted
Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Well I guess this will be the last time camper6 tries to tell a joke on this forum! You guys must be a laugh riot on a camping trip....

Most of the posts are going to be made by people who don't get the joke. Judging by the fact there are only two pages of replies, I'd say the sarcasm is a bit unwarranted.

However, golfers are not really known for their sense of humor. I can't remember the last time I heard a joke during a round that wasn't a reference to Caddyshack.


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Originally Posted by DocPangloss

Most of the posts are going to be made by people who don't get the joke. Judging by the fact there are only two pages of replies, I'd say the sarcasm is a bit unwarranted.

However, golfers are not really known for their sense of humor. I can't remember the last time I heard a joke during a round that wasn't a reference to Caddyshack.


If that's the case I am glad I posted it.

I guarantee it will get a few yuks on men's night at the club after a few beers.

Everyone is sitting there waiting for the ruling.


Posted
Originally Posted by DocPangloss

Most of the posts are going to be made by people who don't get the joke.

They get it, but they don't like the the implication that it's a situation that everyone could have been in because "Hey, let's admit it, we all cheat and it could happen, right?"

The only people who would find it amusing are those who can "relate" to it, and honest golfers can't.

The other thing is that it's not just giving yourself a nice lie in the rough, it's stealing your opponent's ball. Where is the hunour?

Who can identify with that sort of thing except an out and out scumbag?

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Posted
Originally Posted by Shorty

They get it, but they don't like the the implication that it's a situation that everyone could have been in because "Hey, let's admit it, we all cheat and it could happen, right?"

The only people who would find it amusing are those who can "relate" to it, and honest golfers can't.

The other thing is that it's not just giving yourself a nice lie in the rough, it's stealing your opponent's ball. Where is the hunour?

Who can identify with that sort of thing except an out and out scumbag?

Yes. That's exactly it. Only cheating scumbags laugh at jokes about cheating scumbags. Glad someone pointed it out.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocPangloss

Most of the posts are going to be made by people who don't get the joke.

They get it, but they don't like the the implication that it's a situation that everyone could have been in because "Hey, let's admit it, we all cheat and it could happen, right?"

The only people who would find it amusing are those who can "relate" to it, and honest golfers can't.

The other thing is that it's not just giving yourself a nice lie in the rough, it's stealing your opponent's ball. Where is the hunour?

Who can identify with that sort of thing except an out and out scumbag?

You didn't get the joke, eh?

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Posted
Originally Posted by Shorty

They get it, but they don't like the the implication that it's a situation that everyone could have been in because "Hey, let's admit it, we all cheat and it could happen, right?"

The only people who would find it amusing are those who can "relate" to it, and honest golfers can't.

The other thing is that it's not just giving yourself a nice lie in the rough, it's stealing your opponent's ball. Where is the hunour?

Who can identify with that sort of thing except an out and out scumbag?

I can't believe you guys are serious. IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE, you should try it sometime, it's fun.

Sheesh....

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Yeah sure.

Like no one ever cheats at golf?

Anyone ever hear about sandbaggers and handicaps over the years?

The point of the joke in case someone missed it is : There is no honor among thieves.

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O.K. here's another one.  Let's see if you can catch on to this one.

An old favorite about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . . .
Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??"
Caddy: "There's a piece of s..t on the end of your club."
Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . .
Caddy: "No, sir, its at the other end."


Posted

Is there a bit of bird poo on the grip or something?

Camper, lol it's not so much that the bad humour is on the receiving end of your jokes... want to use an analogy referring to this last joke of yours, but it would come out wrong.


Posted
Originally Posted by Kapanda

Is there a bit of bird poo on the grip or something?

Camper, lol it's not so much that the bad humour is on the receiving end of your jokes... want to use an analogy referring to this last joke of yours, but it would come out wrong.

You don't have to say it.  I catch on fast.

But you have to admit something has to lighten up the sad faces on this board.


Posted

To be honest, me personally, I can appreciate the attempt at humour, bad or otherwise!

I just happen to like pricking people here and there from time to time as well! :D


Posted
Originally Posted by camper6

But you have to admit something has to lighten up the sad faces on this board.

Where are they?

The point they (we?) are making is that it is not funny because it is inviting people to chuckle at the subtle irony of soemone getting busted and having nowhere to go because he'll implicate himself. It assumes that people can relate to it. It's just not funny. But itwould be if cheating was part of your gown golfing "ethics".

Not unlike the supposedly true stories aof a guy "finding" his ball behind the green on a par 3 after a long search and then his partners pulling out the flag and finding the real ball there.

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Posted
Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

I can't believe you guys are serious. IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE, you should try it sometime, it's fun.

Sheesh....

With an avatar like yours, I'm not surprised that you find it funny.

Forewarned is forearmed. At least the ladies on the site know the score.

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Posted
Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by camper6

But you have to admit something has to lighten up the sad faces on this board.

Where are they?

The point they (we?) are making is that it is not funny because it is inviting people to chuckle at the subtle irony of soemone getting busted and having nowhere to go because he'll implicate himself. It assumes that people can relate to it. It's just not funny. But itwould be if cheating was part of your gown golfing "ethics".

Not unlike the supposedly true stories aof a guy "finding" his ball behind the green on a par 3 after a long search and then his partners pulling out the flag and finding the real ball there.

I was just suggesting that you didn't realize it was a joke - I never said it was "funny".

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